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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 6, 2001
sos for stalking you, but i was very bord
the bloke with the rock
teaches me important stuff
hold rock, not a gun
(war! what is it good for? absolutely nothing )
next:on stalking pod3
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2001
Pod 3, hungry, lost,
is stalked by chefs with pasta
bowls filled with noodles.
Next topic: are pumpkins evil, or
just misunderstood?
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Pinniped Posted Sep 6, 2001
Nefarious gourd
of genus Cucurbita
...or are you misjudged?
Traffic cones next, please (maybe something celebrating their aesthetic appeal?)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2001
Glossy orange spires
stand etched against black pavement.
Bravely warn: take care!
Next topic: apple cider
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Sep 7, 2001
mulled or just plain and
cold, this is the true drink of
autumn or winter.
falling
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
aah! aaaaaah!i fall down
alice in wonderland style
down down down down down
next: on trapping your finger in the door and then trying to type (ouch!), like me
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2001
Trudged through snow, stopped to
rest next to door. Door opened,
thumb caught. Paramedics!
Next topic: Cross-eyed carpenter about to
hit a nail with a hammer
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
lining it up, then
BANG! OUCHIE! missed one nail
-hit another sort
next:on top&tailing in bed(when young-nt gross!)
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 7, 2001
::Hop!::
Sleepless slumber can't
get comfy, tossing top and
down side up again.
Yay.
Next, please: My shoes are too tight.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
tight shoes are not good
ingrowing toenails and
horrible blisters
next:on reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllly slow downloads
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Cabby Posted Sep 7, 2001
Pillows need stuffing,
Yet no feathers to be seen.
Shipment very late!
nt: ambiguity
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
hmmmmmmmm
ambigous stuff
being vague and not telling
just like this haiku
next:on having freeeeeees at school, but having nothing to do in them
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 7, 2001
I keep coming up with neato haiku,
but my server boots me off before
I get it posted!! Grr.
Having time to blow
Is useless if you don't know
what the h*ll to do.
Here ya go!: Tekkno music
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
doosh doosh doosh bass bang
my mother shouts 'turn it off!'
i dance and mosh now
next:rockin instrumentals
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 7, 2001
A band of fieldmice
once knocked out a rockin vibe
but no one heard it.
nt: a tree falling in a forest.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2001
Trees hear Paul Bunyan
coming. "Let's play dead," they think.
"Crash!" they fall. Gotcha!
next topic: a picnic on the deck of a ship
when the waves are really rolling.
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 7, 2001
A tree has fallen.
I wasn't there but I know.
It happens a lot.
Next!
my hair hurts.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
a tree falls-who hears?
does it make a sound now, if
no one is around?
next:on thinking band-member blokes r fit
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 7, 2001
Oops.
I grab for chicken
but it washes away on
a hard ocean swell.
Pigs.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 7, 2001
oink oink oink oink oink
the piggies r in the mud
the police on the beat
next;build me up buttercup music
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- 601: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 6, 2001)
- 602: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 6, 2001)
- 603: Pinniped (Sep 6, 2001)
- 604: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 7, 2001)
- 605: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Sep 7, 2001)
- 606: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
- 607: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 7, 2001)
- 608: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
- 609: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Sep 7, 2001)
- 610: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
- 611: Cabby (Sep 7, 2001)
- 612: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
- 613: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Sep 7, 2001)
- 614: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
- 615: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 7, 2001)
- 616: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 7, 2001)
- 617: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Sep 7, 2001)
- 618: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
- 619: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Sep 7, 2001)
- 620: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 7, 2001)
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