h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

......awww

i made cake today
my brother's birthday it was
should i have bought one?

btw Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- muse of gibberish, if i may ask how old r u?

next:on robin hood

He nicks from the rich
To give to the poor: Sometimes.
Else just sits in trees.



nt: making a nice cup of tea.

Never use boiling
water for Oolong. Eighty
degrees is ideal.

nt: why only the British carpet bathrooms.

The British do things
differently: drive on left,put
carpets in bathrooms.

Next topic: An airplane with one wing

aah! aah! aah! aah! aah!
we are all dying in here
The plane is spinning

next:on new two-week timetables (why?!?!?!)

I'm not strong enough
to lift up the timetable
for all the world's trains.

(Oh did you say "two week" not "too weak"?)

Next: suddenly remembering something important.

I am a hiaku.
Let me tell you about me:
Well ... Oh damn ran out.

NT fish food

Mobsters put guys they
don't like in cement shoes, drop
in stream as food for fishes.


Next topic: Why tofu is bad for you
(Hint: kidney stones)

the soya tofu
is killing me-my kidneys,
if had mouths, would scream!

Next:on wearing no socks

Carpet feels nicer
Linoleum feels less so
but grass is nicest

nt: telescope

aah poddy

it can open out
it sees so far and can be
used to spy nextdoor

next:on vladimir nabokov

This guy nabokov
reads 'vokoban rimidalv'
backwards. Don't know him.


next: error 404: file not found.

file is one syllable, right?

nabakov file gone
not to be found by bossel
that is oh so sad

he is the best-vladimir nabokov-the author of lolita!!read it!!

pod 3-u no vladimir nabokov?

Ok Ok....

V Nabokov had
Synethesia: Saw Green
Tasted strawberry.

nt: Anthony Burgess.
Roo! 8)

Enderby. Clockwork
Orange. Little Wilson. So
much to read, no time.

Next topic: J. K. Rowling
(i.e., Harry Potter books)

She wrote it upstairs
in Edinburgh: Harry etc..
let loose in world now.

nt: sipping champaign under a tree with that special someone..

awwwwwwww pod 3, u got a special someone?
4u
from me

champagne and kisses
caressing and slow sipping
a marriage garden



next:on 1/4 pint lime flavoured jelly and lashings of vanilla icecream as soon as you get home from school (nt even hot day!!)

Jelly and Ice cream!
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
no time for home work

nt: orang utans.

sos if i stalked u, poddy, bt u r 2 funny wiv ya rock jokes

orangutans are
orange, like my sister's hair
and clever and nice

next:on being vague and random

vague and random are
ehhh, somthing like, an orange
or something else. Ehhhhhh...

nt: Rock Jokes.

Roo, u is funny 2