h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... and where did the barfridge go?

*looks back*

well, if it isn't in that direction, it must be...

MARI-RAE!

*hobbles rounds the corner *

Blast!

Oh, hello. Meet my new friend Newt. We were just having a or two...

He's a newt. He's around here someplace. Uh, maybe he ducked under the barfridge. Or, behind that leaf. *Looks behind a leaf.* Nope, not there. That's funny, he was here a second ago. I wasn't making off with the vodka, honest. There WAS a newt here.

pissed as a newt more like

Did it get better?

(Apologies to anyone who has not seen 'Holy Grail' and doesn't get the reference. Apologies to anyone who HAS seen 'Holy Grail' and doesn't get the reference. )

Much better,

saw the holy gr

got the reference

better? better get a bucket

*i can also do mp references*

is that 'bucket' or 'bouquet'?

(see if you can spot that reference )

I'm stumped too...

*Picks a bunch of flowers, and presents both them and the bucket to a large, fierce monster (wearing a bracelet improbably inscribed "Cynthia) which has snuck up on the BFGs.*

Hiya, Cynth - Bucket/Bouquet!

but thats not monty python...

No, it's Cynthia Ffeerse-Monnster.

Monty Python is the thing in the corner over there.

kes, you win

hyacinth bucket (elerdly snobbish middleclass brit, who insists her family name is pronounced bouquet) stars in the british sitcom "keeping up appearances"

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is that python a full monty

Isn't that a tad cruel, making a python dress as a fireman and then strip off to pop music?

not as cruel as most other hings we could do to it

not as cruel as most other things we could do to it

In that case, the first person to mention handbags gets hit over the head with one!