h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tsk! I suppose we'd better join the .

*Trudges off after the bar fridge, wondering whether her singing will ever make her famous*

C'mon chaps! After all, we can't have him enjoying having that beach all to himself, can we?

we can't have him enjoying the barfridge to himself either

*rummages through the fridge for some xmas-*

*rummages through the fridge for some normal beer, there being a hell of a lot more of it*

we seem to be swamped with xmas- atm. the only good thing i know about xmas

try the b*lgian feulieu, if you ever get a chance. the only good thing to come out of b*lgium imho

How about Kvak? (as opposed to Kvart)

kvak? que? what's this then?

its something not as good as Chimay...

ah, yes, rings a bell now. never tasted it though. oh well, nobody knows the day until the pub closes

You would Duvel not to underestimate Belgian beer!

i haven't done that since i noticed the monks who brew it usually are too to speak

i believe that is called speaking in tongues

No doubt speaking in tongues is something you would know all about Linus!

should we share that belief with the monks?

nah, let's just share their

What is it with monks and brewing 'things'? There appears to be a large number of monasteries partaking in the flogging off of beverages to the public. It can't all be for holy communion, can it? (I once visited a monastery that brewed some sort of herbal wine and bought some - it wasn't very nice, but it was supposed to be therapeutic! )

you are not supposed to drink it, gwennie!

it's a balm for your

Well, it may not have cured my , but it did make me legless!

come here, luv, let me help you.

i'll just carry you - er - somewehere over here

Was that creaking n cracking the sounds of your spinal discs dislocating, Pierce?

Do we have an elephant/hippo smiley>?