h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i better get first then

fine with me, linus. just don't expect me to do it

Do what? Get drunk, or get drunk first? I didn't realise that it's a race!

*Decides to get a head start on the , pushes a big red button on the side of the fridge, which sprouts legs and runs off into the distance, with Gwennie still glued to its top*

See you later...

*pushes the stop button on his fridge remote control. Gwennie goes flying into the nearby bushes*

I don't suppose they are elderberries Gwennie

*Winces at the sounds of crashing and breakage inside the barfridge from the sudden brakeage. Various liquids start dripping out of it.*

* to give the bar fridge mouth to mouth resuscitation*

I envy you people - worrying about getting drunk.

I can't get drunk.































That's because I'm never sober

married life will do that to you

happy hols all around - i'm off for 2 weeks

I BEG YOUR PARDON???!!!!

*Chases after Pierce with a rolling pin, her apron flapping around her knees and curlers falling out of her hair.*

was it something i said?

er, what i meant was that kes is most likely chronically intoxicated with your stunning beauty

phew!

too little too late i suspect

probably a good idea to keep running

*A dishevelled Gwennie emerges from the bushes in time to stick out a bloodied leg and trip up the fleeing Pierce*

i hope he enjoys his trip

That would, I suspect, depend of whether Pierce enjoyed a warm and welcoming landing...

or what just happened to him...

*Attacks Pierce with the rolling pin - by rolling it up and down on his back... *

it could be a lot worse i suppose

and how long have you been a chiro for?

Since Mari read about it's benefits in an Anger Management book, I think.

Gwennie, have you been looking through my ? I was nearly finished with that anger management

*Waves rolling pin around in the air in a menacing way.*

*holds out *