h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Follows Kes. Baaaa!

*follows the following the bar fridge, accidently steps on a *

OW! That were no , that were me

Ssh! We'll never hear anything coming with all this chat ... and whoever is growling - please stop.

That's not growling, it's my tummy!

holy <--<< (that'd be a mackerel)

maybe we should eat one of dem before we continue?

i prefer my bbqs to be outdoors

The growling is getting louder!! *Hands Gwennie a packet of * Here, try to quiet your tum.

I smell something really bad... ... like bad breath..

any rum will cure that - provided it's strong enough

perhaps you should give some to Gwennie

*Hands Gwennie the rum.*

*hangs up 'no smoking'-sign*

*Lights match in order to read sign in dark tunnel*

KA-BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!

*all the BFG's - gwennie in particular - fly like s through the tunnel*

wonder where this leads us to?

i just hope its a soft landing!

AAAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyy.... *wonders if she'll see a white light at the end of a tunnel when she lands...*

*Opens the barfridge for a quick in-flight drink*

Ooh look! A white light!

watch it! the light at the end of the tunnel could be an oncoming train

*At this point they all land in a heap on Gwennie.*

NOT soft and squishy!!

*Looks up and see a giant Kvart slavering and drooling over them, shedding leaves and moss, while centipedes and scorpions crawl over it and drop on their faces.*

Holy mother of all slimepits!! RUN AWAY!!!

Run away? It's all a question of priorities ...

*Removes centipedes from .
GLUG.