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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 5, 2002
Happy birthday, Thog!
Here is a nice 
I acquired for you... its a hunter/seeker probe from planet Harkonnen. Its as small as a needle and is operated by remote. You have to be within a 50 meter radius, though. It reacts to the slightest movement of its victim and burrows itself into them until it hits something vital. 
Have fun!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 5, 2002
Thog has a birthay? I think this calls for another round... NO, NO, NO - HOLD YOUR FIRE!!! 
I meant a round of
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shazzPRME Posted May 5, 2002
Hoopy barfday Thog 
*Produces concealed in her cloaking cloak*
This is not as exciting as Mari's - but it may be useful. I managed to wrestle this of a Talaxian many moons ago... you just throw any small piece of food into it, set to how many courses you want and it will produce the meal of your dreams. Extremely handy for staving off starvation in the desert! Even ants, bugs and spiders create a wonderful steak meal in seconds. 
shazz 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 5, 2002
Oops, I'd better go warn Amy then 
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Kes Posted May 6, 2002
Cheers! I'll drink to that! Hiccy Burpdau, Thog. Here's a ... a pair of insulated gloves so you can pick up your flamethrower by either end! 
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Gwennie Posted May 6, 2002
Happy burfdae Fog! 
Here's a - its a magnifying glass so you can see what you're shooting at... 
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 6, 2002
Thank you, thank you, thank you all! 
all
I've never gotten so many presents on my birthday before... and such fun ones, too!!!!
::burns an ant with the magnifying glass, then shoves it in the Meal-O-Matic and watches as an oxen roasting above an open fire pops into existence a few yards away...::
WOW!!!! This thing works really well!
::holds the tiny little probe gently, wondering where to put it...::
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Gwennie Posted May 6, 2002
*Stand well back and makes herself look very insignificant* 
So what did you get in RL in the way of pressies my young hooligan? 
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 6, 2002
Mostly money, which of course is good . Also my girlfriend went down and got a professional picture of herself -- it's one of those old - style black and white pictures where they make it look like it was taken in the early 1900's you know, with the Wild West type costume, background looks like one of those old frontier bars, you know? Very cool...
Also got... lessee.... a t-shirt and some Evil Piggy breath mints -- for the novelty value, you understand 
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Gwennie Posted May 6, 2002
Money is always good! Your girlfriends picture sounds wonderful...
Evil Piggy breath mints? That sounds fascinating! Is this a "cult US thing"? I've not heard of them here in the UK...
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 6, 2002
Something like that -- they're not very heard of over here either -- in fact I think the only way you can get them is off the Net (www.killfrog.com, if you're interested). They aren't bad mints, really, but they're mostly just for the novelty of the case and the artwork on it -- sort of an American Kitsch of the 21st Century type of thing, you know...
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 9, 2002
*Wipes the 
from her lips and looks around.*
What was that suspicious noise I just heard? It sounded almost exactly like a thousand 
s sharpening their claws on their back legs the way they do before they spring an attack.
*Stands up and looks around into the shadowy corridors of the Mall.*
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Gwennie Posted May 9, 2002
Sorry Mari! 
That's just my teeth chattering from the cold (I forgot to wear my thermal vest)!
That site was really funny and I wish that it was here in the UK so I could order some evil piggies for my teenage mutant sulk-a-lot who loves things like that!
What I need is a hot...What are those things called? 
with a shot of brandy in to warm me cockles...Oh yes! Café cognac!
Let's go find a bar! One with those little pavement tables so we can sit and watch the talent walk by!
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Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond Posted May 10, 2002
And then gesture at the talent with large weapons and watch them give us most of their valuables? I seem to have chosen a good time to get back...
Happy birthday Thog. Have a . Or a or , whichever you prefer. It's a rail driver with advanced infrared/radarish capabilities. Its slugs can penetrate up to 20 foot thick lead walls and still emerge with killing velocity. And the imaging means you can get a target through all that wall as well...Enjoy.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 14, 2002
WAY COOL!!!! I wish it was MY birthday!!!
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Anonymouse Posted May 14, 2002
All I got was a blank page on killfrog... Oh well.. Here.
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Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond Posted May 15, 2002
Nobody noticed that it was my birthday...
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Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond Posted May 15, 2002
I realize that I should add an either, or a back in February there so it doesn't sound like it was recently.
*Pours himself a 
, and wanders off to find something to blast*
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 15, 2002
::goes in search of a frog to kill::
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- 3661: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 5, 2002)
- 3662: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 5, 2002)
- 3663: shazzPRME (May 5, 2002)
- 3664: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 5, 2002)
- 3665: Kes (May 6, 2002)
- 3666: Gwennie (May 6, 2002)
- 3667: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 6, 2002)
- 3668: Gwennie (May 6, 2002)
- 3669: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 6, 2002)
- 3670: Gwennie (May 6, 2002)
- 3671: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 6, 2002)
- 3672: Gwennie (May 7, 2002)
- 3673: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 9, 2002)
- 3674: Gwennie (May 9, 2002)
- 3675: Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond (May 10, 2002)
- 3676: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 14, 2002)
- 3677: Anonymouse (May 14, 2002)
- 3678: Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond (May 15, 2002)
- 3679: Vidmaster - A Pebble in the Pond (May 15, 2002)
- 3680: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 15, 2002)
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