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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 28, 2002
*Springs out from behind a pillar behind Gwennie...*
BOO!
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Kes Posted Apr 29, 2002
*Bumps noisily into long chain of shopping trolleys*
Ouch! Who left these here?
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Gwennie Posted Apr 29, 2002
*Startled, Gwennie trips backwards, falling over Kes and stumbling into the row of shopping trolleys at the same time her trigger finger pulls and the AK47 lets rip*
*Climbs to her feet and surveys the wreckage of shopping trolleys and their ex-contents*
I hope that there wasn't anything expensive amongst that lot... 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 30, 2002
*sighs*
Now I'll have to go back and do it all over again. This time I am out of money, so it might get interesting. 
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Kes Posted Apr 30, 2002
*Notices that Gwen's bullets have damaged one of the trolleys, so that it now has all four wheels on the floor, and goes in a perfectly straight line when pushed ....* 
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Gwennie Posted Apr 30, 2002
Amazing! I've never seen anything like it! 
A trolley that travels in a straight line? Do you think that it goes around corners too Kes??? 
Mari! Wait for me! Man I tag along with you please? I love violent shopping trips? Where are we going first...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 30, 2002
triple-sized bra's, gwennie 
are you suggesting you are one of those with only three? 
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Gwennie Posted May 1, 2002
*Almost gently cuffs Pierce around the head*
TRIBBLE-sized you fool... Hasn't your mummy ever told you that two is company and three is a crowd?
Fancy a shopping trip with us girls chaps? 
*Wonders how good the and Kes are at carrying bags and holding store managers at bay whilst looting is in progress*
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 1, 2002
Well, I'm good at the looting and burning bit.... 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 2, 2002
*Grabs Thog.*
You're coming. Your birthday is almost here and I want to get just the right thing for you. So, when you see just the right thing, you tell me and I'll get it for you. 
Come on, the rest of you too... we'd better keep together.
*Shoulders her semi-automatic machine pistol and checks her six shooters to make sure they are fully loaded. Heads for the nearest shop. It is a Chocolate Surprise Shoppe. She bursts into the Shoppe with her guns drawn and says... *
SURPRISE!
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Gwennie Posted May 2, 2002
...Also closely followed by Gwennie, still clutching her AK47... 
CHOCOLATE! 
Don't mention chocolate to me right now! 
Last night I dreamed that in exchange for an endless supply of freebie Easter eggs, John had filled our house with foster children who were so badly behaved that nobody else would take them and I couldn't get the Social Services to take them back!
John was woken by my shouting in my sleep and he, thinking that I was having my usual type of nightmare tried to comfort me, only to be violently rebuffed as I was so angry with him!
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shazzPRME Posted May 2, 2002
What a horrible nightmare!!!
*Primes phaser just incase*
By the way guys - we have been offered an alliance over the ether from the Knights of h2g2... see attached forum on the left... A bit of derring-do might be quite fun if we can teleport there and back again without too many problems.
shazz 
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Gwennie Posted May 2, 2002
I don't suppose any of these knights happen to resemble Heath Ledger (from A Knights Tale) by any chance?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2002
Well as some of you already know I once belonged to the guild of the knights in white satin, so I might give it a try.
By the way: I am quite good at carrying bags on my hook, so lead the way
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 2, 2002
Ah, 
the knights -- I say we go blast 'em!!!!
Mari -rae, I do thank you for the thought, but, you know, I really can steal my own birthday present...
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 3, 2002
Ok, cool, Thog!
Shazz, do these Knights want a fight? I can blast anybody to kingdomcome! Just let me grab some of this CHOCOLATE, first. That's right, Gwennie... lots and lots and lots of CHOCOLATE... yum yum yum!
HEY! I just had a thought! You don't suppose that you are in a delicate condition, do you Gwennie??
hahahahaha! I crack me up!!!
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shazzPRME Posted May 3, 2002
The Knights want an alliance Thog - do you think they are somewhat scared of the BFG's by any chance? 
One of them rushed to my aid in another time-scale, but it doesn't appear that there is much fighting going on - just a bunch of dogs running slightly wild!
shazz
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 3, 2002
I can imagine that they want an alliance. They probably see that our bullets are armour penetrating! Bring them on and we'll see what they can do in a fight.
Otherwise, its spam in a can!
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted May 3, 2002
YEAH!!!! Bring the ERS on!!!!
::enthusiastically brandishes a startling array of weaponry::
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- 3641: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 28, 2002)
- 3642: Kes (Apr 29, 2002)
- 3643: Gwennie (Apr 29, 2002)
- 3644: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 30, 2002)
- 3645: Kes (Apr 30, 2002)
- 3646: Gwennie (Apr 30, 2002)
- 3647: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 30, 2002)
- 3648: Gwennie (May 1, 2002)
- 3649: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 1, 2002)
- 3650: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 2, 2002)
- 3651: shazzPRME (May 2, 2002)
- 3652: Gwennie (May 2, 2002)
- 3653: shazzPRME (May 2, 2002)
- 3654: Gwennie (May 2, 2002)
- 3655: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 2, 2002)
- 3656: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 2, 2002)
- 3657: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 3, 2002)
- 3658: shazzPRME (May 3, 2002)
- 3659: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 3, 2002)
- 3660: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (May 3, 2002)
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