h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rummages about in bag*

*pulls out softest brush*

*starts to brush Romani's wings*

::wanders by:: Hey!

hey!

you just woke me up

oh well I should be all done by now

romani

*starts to decorate Haven with an Ancient Egyptian theme*

*sprinkles sand about*

ceremony tomorrow morning

At least this sand will cover up the dust and old feathers...

::puts a few lucky beetles here and there, ok, scarabs... BEATLES... yeah yeah!!!!::

hiya ought i can help with?

** Look up to the sky for the diamonds **

Hope I can make it tomorrow, maybe I can see the aftermat.

** starts a first batch of **

*wanders in*
*shakes out wings*
*spruces up*

Haven't flown in like...forever. I wonder if I still remember how?

Guests already!
Welcome SMorB!

There's some behind the dias that Kes made earlier...

Would you pour out the and cut the for the Learner please, SMorB?

Can't let them have any of that super-strong brew that Kes hid...

Would you escort the ladies to me when it's their turn to be Sainted, DIABLOS?
Tomorrow morning, I mean..... I gotta get some busy day tomorrow....
Look after the place - I'm just gonna wrap my wings around me and curl up in this corner...wake me at 10am......

ooh, are us s being econocially friendly and whatnot, re-using old threads?
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Guru
CommunityArtist

econocially?????!!!!!!?????
go to bed, clelba!!!

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Guru
CommunityArtist

*floating in with an armful of small pots*

*some of them with snowdrops, but snowdrops, more like tiny silver bells, tingling vaguely*

*some of them with crocuses in a multitude of colours in them*

*places the pots here and there*

*drifting off just to return with a wagon-load of much bigger pots with young magnolia trees, just blossoming with lovely pink and white flowers*

*artistically places the magnolia trees in strategical places*

*steps back and admires the effect*

There!

*sits down in one of the regular comfortable armchairs, waiting for the ceremony to start*



Remind me to suggest that we don't use quite as comfortable ones next time...

This place looks great!

Thanks everyone for making it so special.

I hear we have special guests arriving this morning...

*sound of fanfare*
Ooh! Look!
*points*

A quartet of big, burly, pecks-packed, bare-footed male-type creatures carrying poles are slowly making their way towards the Sainting Haven.

There's a curtained portion in between them that barely moves, so skilled are the carriers.

The s all clambour over one another to get a better view

Gossip flies around the Haven faster than Michael Jackson being chased by his wife demanding conjugal rights.

Who can it be?

AGB sends some cherubs to plae down a red carpet and a footstool.
The big, burly, pecks-packed, bare-footed male-type creatures bring their burden to rest in the room.
One of the cherubs flies over and starts to open the concealing curtain.

A delicate foot appears near the bottom of the opening. A slender leg is slowly revealed. Upon the dainty ankle the golden jewellery jangles, and glint and sparkle.

Ooh! Aah!

A knee is revealed, then a well-honed thigh.

Every eye is trained upon the sight about to be revealed.

The joy of being in heaven... A good job was done on those men...

Comes out of hiding.

The room looks beautiful.

*watches as one by one, the big, burly, pecks-packed, bare-footed male-type creatures cluster around Archangel Titania, vying with each other trying to get her attention*
One of them offers her his phone number, but she's acting

Waytogo T!

Back to the main action...the whole leg now revealed, the foot resting on the footstool, the angels all craning their necks to see who that perfect limb could possibly belong to, and hoping the rest looks just as good.

Michaelangelo himself could not have formed a more perfect Human figure from his imagination.

Fresh from her milk bath, her body slipping slowly out through the curtains taking her time, milking the attention for all it's worth and enjoying her 15 minutes of fame, cameras start popping for tomorrows "News of the Haven"

No pictures!
Not till after the ceremony!
Get those paparazzi out of here someone please!

The floor opens and several appear to do AGB's bidding.

Steps forward as daintily as she knows how, head bowed in reverance to the beautiful angels around her.