h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hathornefer, would you step forward please?

The angels turn as one, stunned at the lovely sight which is the Egyptian god Hathor in Human form.

Her hair braided the traditional way with a narrow gold band with tiny lotus flowers and reeds engraved on it.

Her long dark red silky dress, low-cut with flared sleeves. Around the hem is some damask-like textured areas which look like they were reeds - the same around the bottom of the sleeves. You'd have to be real close to spot the design - it's delicately done

The angels start climbing over each other to get a better view.

Can someone please keep order?
Quieten down over there.
This is the serious bit!
Torturing paparazzi, Party and and flying lessons and chatter all you want to comes after the ceremony!
Now, settle down or I'll phone Ruby Wax and tell her to come sing to you all!!!

Raises head

Steps forward

*raises ceremonial sword*

*dubs Hathornefer gently upon each shoulder*
{I haven't had any yet}

Saint Hathornefer, you are now to be known as the Patron Saint of Chance and Red Tape.

A pair of huge white wings, at least 4'6" high, sprout from Saint Hathornefer's back.

they're huge! they're big enough to be wrapped around any poor lost soul for protection or solace!

As a beer-coloured halo appears, the assembled s cheer and dance.

Saint Hathornefer, I have a small gift for you.

AGB turns and rummages about in her Mary Poppins-type bag, producing a large golden pair of scissors.
They're for cutting as much red tape as you can find.
They will never blunt.
While there is red tape, so there will be Saint Hathornefer to cut it with her golden scissors.

yey! Now to take him to God and get some of that Red Tape removed!

Hathornefer looks up at the beautiful angel and smiles and speeks

"Thank you I shall use these wherever I can"

Stands up holding the scissors close and bows real low.

Smiles at Angel Titania with all the burly men, then moves back into the shaddows.

Boy, I'm thirsty.

Titania, can you spare one of your harem and send him over here with a

That sword was way too well-behaving for my liking.

That was the general idea, FC!

*wipes her mouth, almost - but just almost - having missed the first sainting, being somewhat distracted*

*takes command as only an Archangel can do*

for Archangel Galaxy Babe - pronto!

*watches Titania enviously*

Save some for me T!



*sips *



*downs rest in one gulp*

Hmmmmmmmm 'as mush better!

More!

*swishes ceremonial sword about a bit whilst waiting for the next victim, I mean participant*

*swishes a little too close to bare-chested burly male-type creature and lops off a lock of his hair*

Hmmmmmmm {I was aiming for his loincloth}



More !

And where's the next Saint-to-be?

More? I don't think so... not until you've sainted another at least...

Looks around, under the bar, outside, inside, everywhere in fact to find Mystical Angel and Diablos

*Enters the room, pushing a large trolley which bears several buckets of freshly-mixed PGGB.*

Hi there! Can't stay for long, but thought I'd bring something to help the ceremony along!

Two even burlier even hunkier male-type creatures with even bigger biceps than Titania's quartet drag a kicking and screaming DIABLOS to the podium and deposit him at AGB's feet.

AGB looks down at the Goth.

Kneel, dear DIABLOS.
I'll be careful with the sword, I promise.

DIABLOS kneels and bows his head

AGB sips another from the flask in her hip pocket.

*raises sword, a little unsteadily*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*sword stops mid-air*

Kes!
Just in time!

I need a refil......

Clelba, would you fetch the delicious delicacies from here please?
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Saint Hathornefer, would you come and hold DIABLOS's hand, and tell him there's nothing to worry about?
He's shaking so much I'm fearful of missing his shoulders.....

*raises sword yet again, licking off lips*

*Takes Diablos right hand and smiles whispering something in his ear*

DIABLOS, I dub you Saint DIABLOS, the Patron Saint of Goths.

A pair of shiny black raven-feathered wings appear on his back

A black halo with silver spikes appears above his head

The s cheer and clap.

Saint DIABLOS's knees wobble and his wings flutter as he gets to his feet to be escorted off by Saint Hathornefer

AGB jumps down and gives the tall Goth a for being so brave.

*looks around*

Right, who's next?

*Refills GB's supply of PGGB and presents it to her*

*Refills all the Archangels' supplies while he's at it ...*

*Refills own glass*

*Empties own glass*

Hic!