h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gets Diablos a as he is now whiter than any sheet

LittleMissFordPrefect skips forward bravely

Archangel Titania tears herself away from the attentions of 6 burly, bare-chested, big biceped male-type creatures {} and escorts LittleMissFordPrefect to the podium

Titania, I asked you nicely to save some for me!



LittleMissFordPrefect, looking picture-perfect in her spotted dress, kneels expectantly, perfectly still.

AGB sinks another in one go.

Delishus as usual, Kessy babe!

Hic!

this sword suddenly feels heavy..*swishes it about a bit*

*sways and looks down at LittleMissFordPrefect*

Now, if only she would keep still......

*Mixes another bucket of PGGB, as this batch seems to be going down particularly well ... or particularly quickly ...*

Kes!

Saint Hathornefer, I think he's supposed to be that colour



Love those wings.......

Blimey, FC, you only just spotted him?
Check the backlog hon.

Thanks for the refils, Kes

'Salright, my dear!

*Waves back to GB*

Did you check the batteries in that sword? Is it supposed to be humming like that?

*sways unsteadily*

*swings sword above head*

LittleMissFordPrefect looks up, her face full of trust

AGB touches LittleMissFordPrefect's shoulders perfectly to grateful gasps from the audience of assembled Mr Men and Little Misses mingled with the twittering s

I dub you Saint LittleMissFordPrefect, the Patron Saint of the ...(DotDotDot) may you look after the little dots and distribute them to new homes wherever...

A pair of spotted wings appear on Saint LittleMissFordPrefect's back and a sparkly tinsel-covered halo appears above her head

The s cheer and the Little Miss and Mister Men jump up and down

Flutters her wings for the first time and blushes.

Wonders if Diablos's palor is just a way of getting attention -- but way too happy right now to care either way.

Watches as AGB continues

*checks batteries in the sword*

Hmmmmmmmmm

Anyone got any spare batteries?

I think we have one more Learner left to do.......

*looks round for a refil*

Welcome to the fold, Saint LMFP ... and the very best to your ellipsis as well!

Care for a drop of PGGB?

*Offers glass which has three bubbles suspended in it*

Have about 30 AA batteries here AGB. Are they any good?

Thanks for taking care of Saint DIABLOS, Saint Hathornefer!

Now then has anyone seen the prospective Patron Saint of Silly Pole Dancers, even though it's nowhere near the 1st of May?



Oh no! Who let those Morris Dancers in?

*opens back of sword*

*shoves 30 AA batteries into back*

*shakes sword about a bit*

There, much better, thanks!!

*chases Morris Dancers round the room, wielding flashing sword*

*bumps into Mystical Angel, who ran through the door a little late...*



Ooh, Mystical Angel, you almost missed out!

Quick, to the podium and I'll Saint you now, before the Morris Dancers come back!

Decides to whimper in the corner knowing the damage that can be done with a sword in the hands of someone on a mission.

*Watches the Morris Dancers depart, having just mixed extra PGGB for them. Sighs. Refills everyone's glasses*

*raises sword*

*dubs Mystical Angel on both shoulders, taking care to lift it between*


Saint Mystical Angel, I hereby dub you Patron Saint of Silly Pole Dancers, but if you can't keep those Morris Dancers away from my Haven I won't brush your wings!

A pair of fluffy multi-coloured butterfly shaped wings appear on Saint Mystical Angel's back, accompanied by a coloured shimmery halo


That's pretty!

Now, down to business.

Where's that new bucket of that needs sampling, Kes?

Right over here, GB ... Bring your glass and help yourself!

I shall have to be going soon, but it's been great to see the Sainting ... A really good ceremony, if I may say so! Nicely done!


Still without PC, and using various libraries, so only on-line a little bit. Missing all you Archangels & Angels. Am about to get logged off, so see you on the other side! Look after yourselves!

*Blows a kiss to Kes*