h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah. There wasn't a croc in the crock when I got it out to mull cider with. *looks thoughtfully in the direction of the loo* Has anyone seen Wumbeevil lately?

I knew a lady who kept an allig in a pot, but it got out, and the allig-ate-'er

Kes, we all know that's not true, it's merely an allig-ation.

I thought it was allig-ory

Speaking of stupid Australian TV hosts, I'll be adjusting my opinion of that man's 'understanding' of God's critters.

Heretofor, he has always had me convinced he knows what he's talking about and that he really can speak and understand 'critter talk' whether vocalised or expressed bodily.

And I have no problem with holding a baby over a balcony or near the jaws of death because I know from experience that parents do hang on. But anyone who thinks month old infants can perambulate freely on their hind legs has some serious gaps in their knowledge of human physical development. It was at that point that cute became too cute for these eyes. For a fleeting instant I really wanted the croc to snap his arse.


~jwf~

* minus four posts later*

But crocs and gators are two different animals.

*Looks around in alarm*

You mean there are TWO fierce reptiles in the bar? I need a !

In that case I would warn against the Vodka. They seem to be partial to that.

partial reptiles?

Yes, they wear Human skin shoes.

Anyhoo.

*Munchkin ambles out to the door where he attaches a large board to the frame which reads; "The management reserve the right to remove bankers, sub bridge dwellers and anyone else who gets up there nose on pain of Knobkerrie!"

trip trap trip trap

i can't figure out whether -7 posts means i'm in the middle of last week or next month.

Considering the speed of things round here, probably 1938.

Anyhoo, who is buying the next round then?

*Looks round hopefully*

Mine's a ...

I'll buy the next round. I've got cash to spare while we're not buying groceries for the atelier.

*lays a couple of Moxons down on the bar*

*notices Moxons on bar*

Are they still legal tender? I thought they were withdrawn over a year ago.

*puts a 1960s 10 shilling note with a picture of Natalie on the bar*

a gottle of gear garman

*inspects 10 bob note suspiciously* You misspelled "Photoshop".

Ye olde lithograph ffhope

*Takes all notes and coinage swiftly and then studies them under what may be a UV lamp, only it makes your teeth buzz when it is on*

That'll do nicely.



Was that all?

And a packet of nibblies.

I can do you Cheese and Strichnine flavour or Haddock and Pretzel?