h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

More please - over this way!!!!!

*the cob-web and dust covered statue of a girl and her starts waving a hand*

Oh, and a cheese toastie wouldn't go amiss either..

Zantic

*finishes off some grilled cheese sannies and puts them on the counter, then grabs a paper bag and goes round the room emptying ashtrays*

I hope the newcomers can deal with the fact that we don't use VPBs here.

*wipes down the bar with a dingy gray dishrag*

*sneaks in and notices the ashtray*

Is it a place for smokers?

Many things have indeed caught fire here, yes.
*Returns without the bucket and pulls a pint. Awaits the exact change.*

*wonders for a moment what VPB could possibly stand for (verily Pro-biotic? vocal parcimonsious bartenders? human rights?? preventing the krankies from ever performing in public ever again???), then relises the lack of alcohol*

Please!

Zantic

'parrently its a virtual patio bubble or similar, lets smokers be sociable in a non smoking area without upseting folk.

Shall I get a round in?

*thinks about washing the glasses, and looks around*
*aside to Munchkin*
We're out of soap.

Ah! Thanks Toc (and Munch, I assume he's the one who told you)

And for the That would be mighty kind. I'd repay but this is my b-day month and as such I refuse to buy drinks..

Zantic

*Steps in, looks around, sees the hound, sits down and lights up.*

*Pushes a ball of soap made up of slivers, covered in dust and cobwebs in Lil's general direction*

*Walks in, leaning on his wolf's head cane.*

Harumph. Still looks the same.

Last time I was here I was with another big group, just returning from somewhere else. That was months, or years ago. Has my order been filled yet?

*little old lady wakes up in a corner where she has been - uh - resting her eyes*

What's going on?

Oh - and mine's a G&T please!

Was it a sausage roll? Only I sold them to a US Army base as proof of Alien life. I can provide you a fine ale should you have the correct change though?
*Looks around at the numbers in the Snug with a worried frown*
Could you please not stand so close to that chair. It was the last reported sight of the One and Future Pheroneous and I always feel we should keep it special for him. Oh, and could someone put something on the fire only all these people coming in has let all the heat out.

Tequila for me!

Tequila on the Fire!

try this

*walks in looks around*


Seems to be the way it was when I left.


A please.

Courtesy

And mind the shrapnel if you put that tree on the fire.

Thank you, young man... *sips thoughtfully, just a little bit annoyed by the fact that the only way she can see that new postings have been added to this specific conversation is if '-13 new posts' change to -12 or -10 or...*

*mutters something about tequila abuse*

Actually, I was kinda hoping YOU would know what I ordered. I was sure someone wrote it down somewhere. I was quite looking forward to it, too.