A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)

THE SNUG

Post 5101

Demon Drawer

None of thsoe Quorn Bacony bites have you.


THE SNUG

Post 5102

Fashion Cat

you get nibblies here? bet there not like the ones on planes. and he'll have the cyanide flavoured ones. smiley - winkeye


THE SNUG

Post 5103

Munchkin

They were all out of Cyanide and Loofah. Still, Lil makes some fine Toasties if you are polite to her. And please don't crowd the Snug Hound like that. It upsets his delicate digestion.


THE SNUG

Post 5104

Toccata

*wakes with a start*

Ah! The Snug Hound! is he still in tune?


THE SNUG

Post 5105

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


Are all the Sage and Antelope crisps gone?


THE SNUG

Post 5106

Munchkin

smiley - erm
*Guddles around under the bar and pulls out a packet of smiley - crisps Blows on it and an inch of dust flies around the Snug*
Just the one left by the looks of it.


THE SNUG

Post 5107

Demon Drawer

Don't eat it I think it is the last cyanide and loofah from a previous customer.


THE SNUG

Post 5108

Fashion Cat

They look fine to me! Mind you, toasties would be good. Esp as they are banned in reality! smiley - winkeye


THE SNUG

Post 5109

Kes

*Offers round his own packet of Badger and Dettol smiley - crisps*
You might want a nibble in the meantime ... the toasties usually take about 2 hours to cook ... dunno why.


THE SNUG

Post 5110

Munchkin

I think it is Lil's special marinade. I think she gets it from one of the local farmers.


THE SNUG

Post 5111

Kes

I thought it came from the local vet ....


THE SNUG

Post 5112

Fashion Cat

smiley - hug Kes

been too long! How's things?

*munches smiley - crisps"


THE SNUG

Post 5113

Munchkin

Oi, enough of that frivolity and hugging and things. This isn't one of those trendy pubs frequented by scantily clad students hellbent on getting up to no good. This is a civilised establishment, especially since Wumbeevil got lost in the Gents, where such things are frowned upon. I am fairly certain we have a rule about it somewhere.

smiley - ale


THE SNUG

Post 5114

Tefkat

smiley - yikesi thought he was in the ladies.

that's why i've been using the gents all this time.


THE SNUG

Post 5115

Fashion Cat

Its Wumbie - it could be the middle of the park outside. smiley - winkeye

smiley - run


THE SNUG

Post 5116

Kes

Hi FC! Things are good ... back in the land of warm flat beer and cold flat meat pies ... smiley - winkeye


THE SNUG

Post 5117

Demon Drawer

England then huh?


THE SNUG

Post 5118

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


*takes the frying pan down off the intergalactic handset and begins making grilled cheese sandwiches*

Marinade. I'll give you a marinade.


Well, we better get supplies in and clean up a little, because we might have company coming in.


THE SNUG

Post 5119

Kes

Sunny England, yes, DD.

Company? Will they be buying? Mine's a pint ... to go with a flexible grilled cheese sarnie, please.


THE SNUG

Post 5120

Munchkin

Company! Best get on to the "brewery" then.

*Scurries out, carrying a bucket*


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