h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not sure I hold with exercise. Keeps people away from filling the till.

Where did all that backlog suddenly appear from?

Munchers, if you're offering large stiff ones I wouldn't mind getting one inside me.

Got any cherries?

**Loooks askance as Munchkin (Munchkin!!!) picks up cherry and does that trick that strips the stone naked whilst leaving the stalk attached.**

Gulp!!!

Another please .... no fruit 'n veg., thanks.

Just a mo' I seem to have a bit of stalk stuck between my teeth.
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Ah, thats better. Don't know what you are looking at, I find needle nose pliers are always the best way to get such things out.
Now, a and a was it?

Oops
I've just realised that was the first page I was reading yesterday.
I replied to post 20, thinking it was the most recent.

RassenfrassenBrunel

Better keep the large stiff ones coming Munchers. looks as though I need them.

*returns from back room wth a basket of nice fluffy laundry after persuading the hedgehog to try hibernation in Pheroneous's knickers*

Not sure I hold with fluffy laundry neither. Leads to far to much levity and slounched shoulders.

Ah! Splendid, thanks old thing.

(retrieves unfamiliarly white underwear)

(Once again, oblivious to the others' aesthetic sensibilities, proceeds to lower corduroy's.)

*Pauses, with almost at lips* ...............

*struggles with her conscience, wondering if this is the right thing to do to a hapless hedgehog*

*the struggle does not last long, as the corduroys descend*

I... I... think I'll wash the dishes again.

*Arnie Hedgehog's slumber is slightly disturbed by sensations of motion. He begins to feel slightly stressed and hungry ....*

*Has dropped her specs while polishing them and is rummaging around under the tables searching for them.*

**whistling tunelessly in a pointless attempt to get those of a more sensitive disposition (in the BOFInn !!!)to avert their eyes, P blithely removes corduroys, hauls on the baggy, darned but gleaming white undies, and raises the corduroys.***

Lil, you're a wonder! These feel... indescribable! Clean underwear, such a treat. May even have a bath next year.

***Ambles happily back to the battered leather armchair, tying up his 'tie for a belt' and is about to lower his ample behind into its comfortable lap.***

*Downs a swift , totally unable to turns his eyes away from what is about to happen*

***His pleasantly proportioned posterior pauses in its descent mere inches from the soft leather, as P debates whether he really needs more booze from the bar***

Hmm... do I really need more booze from the bar???

*Munchkin attempts to pour himself another drink while not removing his eyes from the scene. This causes him to fill his glass with two shots of creme de menthe and a large piece of chalk*

*starts, wakes, *

The eyes, the EYES, they're everywhere!

need......

*has strange feeling he has missed something of momentous importance whilst asleep*

*is now washing cigarette ends*