A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)

THE SNUG

Post 4021

Kes

*Retrieves an almost-full smiley - ale from the somnolent noble's grasp before he is deported.*

Waste not, want not ... family motto, don't y'know ....


THE SNUG

Post 4022

Munchkin

I'd always assumed it was "Mine's a pint"


THE SNUG

Post 4023

Kes

Don't mind if I do! smiley - cheers


THE SNUG

Post 4024

Munchkin

Fudge!!!


smiley - ale


THE SNUG

Post 4025

Munchkin

Fudge!!!


smiley - ale


THE SNUG

Post 4026

Kes

*Grasps a pint in each hand*
Thank you, mine host! Now that's what I call a balanced diet! smiley - biggrin


THE SNUG

Post 4027

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Smooths her wispy hair back into its bun, straightens her woolen stockings and picks up her discarded July 1978 issue of Reader's Digest.*

Gee, it was really something to sit next to an Earl. smiley - sigh Thanks for the sherry's, your worshipfulness.

*Pushes her bifocal specs back up her nose.* Humor in Uniform is my favorite bit in here. *indicates the RD.*

Here's a good one:

There once was a sailor from Nantucket.....


THE SNUG

Post 4028

Kes

...who put a dead hen in a bucket .... ???


THE SNUG

Post 4029

Toccata

......He took off all the fluff......


THE SNUG

Post 4030

Munchkin

And gave it a bit of a buff


THE SNUG

Post 4031

Kes

*Moderators circle in the thermals above the snug, watching expectantly ....*


THE SNUG

Post 4032

Munchkin

*smiley - whistle merrily and awaits the final line*


THE SNUG

Post 4033

Toccata

And sold it off, Cooked, for a Ducat. smiley - tongueout


THE SNUG

Post 4034

Munchkin

smiley - applause Why the talent is fair trickling out.


THE SNUG

Post 4035

the late Scorpion deRooftrouser

Actually, I think that's the Snughound.


THE SNUG

Post 4036

Munchkin

*Steps carefully back behind the bar and throws a bar towel in the general direction of the Snughound*


THE SNUG

Post 4037

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Pushes her glasses up on her nose and looks around.*

Oh, you've already heard that one. What about this one....


An admiral, a general, and a GI all were killed and arrived at the Pearly Gates together.... ?


THE SNUG

Post 4038

Munchkin

*Listens carefully while polishing a glass and keeping well out of this one*


THE SNUG

Post 4039

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*washing dishes*
Gosh! Is this one supposed to rhyme?


THE SNUG

Post 4040

Dizzy the Void

[Zero and X attempt to lift Lucan by the shoulders]


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