h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eee he's a hefty looking Lord that one, I don't envy you at all.
*Blithely ignores all talk of rhyme, or reason.*

*Blithely ignores all heavy lifting*

I could just about manage to lift a though?

lift us up where we beloooo-oo-oong

Ho hum, hows business mr bartender? I hear you had all sorts of high falutin' types round here. Hope everybody remembered where their forelocks were so they could tug on them.

Feeling generous, beers on me!

*Narrowly avoids throwing beer over Ictoan, for it would be a waste and rather passes round a few *

I can see hanging around with members of the upper class has improved your humour no end Munchkin!

It is absolutely spiffing now wot. Now where the deuce is that Pimms?

Erm, I used it to marinate the bacon. Actually, I used it to kill the wildlife on the bacon.

I'll have an .

Well, if it kept the customers happy.

Darn, there's a grease spot on the page and I can't read it.

Thanks for the round!

Howdie folks, just thought ide pop in and leave the wind and rain outside for a bit..

Got any real ale in here ? My local has changed hands and most of the local beers have fallen by the wayside, to be replaced by tastless English (no offence intended), pigswill.

Ah ! i recognise that one- i'll have a pint of that that fine beverage
Cheers ... clink!

Howdie folks??? Did someone say "Howdie Folks" Good grief there'll be barn dances on the terrace and rodeos on the lawn next!!

Oh well, just an expression i picked up from somewhere.. hello, hiya, greetings, whatever, always on the lookout for a new way to start a dialogue... come to think of it that sounds like a good idea for a thread

*aside to Pheroneous* I think he's awfully perky, don't you?

*to winnoch2* Young man, the bartender will be with you in just a moment, as soon as he's had his medication. Do you know what BOF stands for, by any chance?

*Unable to be boring for the moment, Kes gives vent to another part of the acronym, by way of a clue.*

Sorry, everyone ... must have been the curried beans ....

*Puts down her Reader's Digest and looks hopefully at the handsome, new arrival who is exhibiting such a devil-may-care attitude.. Pushes her forward a bit on her table.*

Kes, just because he says he likes wind is not a good enough excuse for your curried beans to make themselves known to all and sundry.

*Tries the old dodge of shaking his head and pointing at the Snughound.*

*Pours a fine pint of our very local and passes it over to the perky new comer. Adds a few scraps of wood to the fire in an attempt to clear the air a bit*

English Pigswill?

Most of the real in here will be of British Origin.....

What do you consider dodgy? or pehaps more imfortantly, what do you consider good?