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THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 12, 2002
Maybe it trains your customers to accept the service, that might be of assistance.
Oh, and JediMoose says that he'll be coming to SAMURA1. We could tranq dart him and present him to the Royal Academy. Partly to prove that he still exists, but mainly because it'd be fun.
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Sep 12, 2002
I find it hard to believe that anyone called Jedi Moose could be anything but myth. I would also not recommend toting a gun around the pubs of Glasgow, you might meet some very interesting people. Anyway, are you going to buy something or are you just going to gather dust there?
THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 12, 2002
It's my dust. Mine mine mine mine mine.
Er, some 
and 
would be nice. I'm trying to cut back on the old ante-meridian drinking.
THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 12, 2002
And anyway, what sort of dullard uses a gun to fire tranq darts.
Would you care to examine my buttonhole? >thwip<
Rats, still skewed to the left.
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Sep 12, 2002
You know, that button hole of yours is becoming very threadbare. You must have been practising a lot.
THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 12, 2002
Ha-ha! You will have your little jokes, won't you?
I've hardly been practising at all, and there's certainly no pile of unconscious bodies out on the Terraces.
THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 13, 2002
*blinks, brushes dust from lapel, waits for Munchkin's response*
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Sep 13, 2002
*Moves grime aound bar top with bar towel. Whistles a plaintiff tune. Scratches the Snug Hound behind the ear.*
Will you be wanting a pint then?
THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 13, 2002
Er, just the one, then.
I'm off to Other Mog's wedding this afternoon and don't want to get pre-smashed.
THE SNUG
Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Sep 13, 2002
*wonders if she's ever gonna get another 
from the RIB*
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Sep 13, 2002
I find that unlikely my dear, what with me having deflated him back there.
THE SNUG
Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Sep 13, 2002
Well...I really should know better than to go for the subtle hint with you. Give us a then..... 
THE SNUG
Kes Posted Sep 14, 2002
Thanks for the clean glass, Munchkin .... er ... if it's not too much trouble .... could I have some beer in it, please?
THE SNUG
Tefkat Posted Sep 14, 2002
Is that Bill Bill Clinton Customer Service Training Munchers?
As long as you don't subscribe to his management practices. 
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