A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)
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Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid Posted Sep 7, 2002
Pssst! Zantic, can I borrow that for a minute.
My exercise bike's got a flat tyre.
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Sep 8, 2002
OK......*hands over puncture repair kit and a new piece of ribbon just in case*
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Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid Posted Sep 8, 2002
Ooh a pretty ribbon for my hair, TYVM
one slight problem springs to mind tho...
Aw well, let's get on with it Flossie.
*steeps his 
in the slops tray and starts inflating her*
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Munchkin Posted Sep 9, 2002
*Quickly turns the other way and deflates the RIB while no one is looking*
Hssssssss.
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Sep 9, 2002
*wanders in and wonders what the RIB is doing lying in a state of laxness over the bar*
?
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the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 9, 2002
*makes token appearance to justify tagging along with Scottish researchers' meeting in October*
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Munchkin Posted Sep 9, 2002
*Hastily pours a for Scorpie before he vanishes again.
...
Oh alright, and one for Zan too *
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 9, 2002
*Comes in from the cold and lonely Terrace...*
Hello! Any chance of a nice large 
v&t?
Eeeeuuuuuuw! Tefkat! I hope you weren't being de-clawed?? 
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Tefkat Posted Sep 9, 2002
Think I've been de-fanged. Those 
red lumps in my cream kept sticking to them.
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Tefkat Posted Sep 9, 2002
Ohhhhhhh. You mean the 'brickie's fingernail'?
Very nearly de-clawed. Mr Tefkat, one of the Tefkittens and I were trying to fit irregularly shaped six inch thick slabs of limestone into a long curved space outside one of the side doors. Who needs nail-files when they've got hammers, chisels, trowels, limestone, gravel...
I mean - look what happened to my thumb => 
...and this one's almost as bad => 
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Munchkin Posted Sep 9, 2002
A for mari-rae. And some more 
for Tefkat as she seem to be suffering.
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Kes Posted Sep 12, 2002
*Stops trying to extract the bits of 
from his 
and instead studies the interesting inverted mushroom patterms created by the residual cream dispersing through the beer.*
Another please, M ... in a clean glass, please ...
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Munchkin Posted Sep 12, 2002
A clean glass? What sort of establishment do you think this is?
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the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Sep 12, 2002
According to the license behind the bar it's an Ironmongers and Needlework Supplies Warehouse (Gaming permitted for small stakes during Goodwood).
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Munchkin Posted Sep 12, 2002
Exactly, no requirement for glass cleaning here. I simply do it out of the goodness of my heart. So you'll have your and be happy.
*Leafs through mail* Bill, Bill, Customer Service Training! As if I need that.
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- 3741: Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid (Sep 7, 2002)
- 3742: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Sep 8, 2002)
- 3743: Harris Grapes, ex-wumbejack uh-hahaha. Ok you cwappy, wascawy wabbit, be afwaid, be vewy afwaid (Sep 8, 2002)
- 3744: Munchkin (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3745: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3746: the late Scorpion deRooftrouser (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3747: Munchkin (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3748: Tefkat (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3749: Munchkin (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3750: Tefkat (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3751: Kes (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3752: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3753: Tefkat (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3754: Tefkat (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3755: Munchkin (Sep 9, 2002)
- 3756: Tefkat (Sep 11, 2002)
- 3757: Kes (Sep 12, 2002)
- 3758: Munchkin (Sep 12, 2002)
- 3759: the late Scorpion deRooftrouser (Sep 12, 2002)
- 3760: Munchkin (Sep 12, 2002)
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