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Ash Posted Jun 28, 2005
I tend not to get drunk either, or if I do I'm usually too drunk to remember it.....
You never said what else you do by the way?
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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jun 28, 2005
in the old days i could get drunk and not feel TOO bad the next day but now it punishes me... a coupla glasses of wine is verging on BE CAREFUL REMEMBER TOMORROW!!!
i think it all goes downhill after 35...[except for sex life] and then its more a case of less of it but better quality when you do...what a cruel world that gives us physical decrepidation with all that wisdom and superior confidence....would i want to be 20 again...hell no but i was far more supple and able to engage is serious drinking...
the good old bad old days
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xxxxxxxxxxxx Posted Jun 28, 2005
Read an interesting article which said women don't reach there sexual peak until 45
men seemingly reach their peak at 17
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Ash Posted Jun 28, 2005
I'm still trying to work out if I've reached my peak...
There again you might be better off asking someone that cares....
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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jun 29, 2005
yep sex is better as you get older i don't know why this is as our younger bodies should have been able to perform better... mind you i wasted 14 yrs in a loveless marriage where sex was rarer than an honest politician...talk about the elusive orgasm girls..sad to say i never had one till i was 33 [ i know the shame of it]
my problem now is rather similar to my 1st husband in that i now...[you know what
] too quickly.. well i have a few years till i reach 45 so lots more fun for me i hope...
a lot of it has to do with the fact that as we mature we are more sorted in our heads and we also get to know what we like and what turns us on..especially in a close relationship where hopefully the boundaries have fallen and we are comfortable with each other and our bodies...[very important to us women]
and what about these skinny women that go on about how fat they are in their size 12 clothes...make me madder than hell..and why are there no angry face smileys available when you need them.
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Ash Posted Jun 29, 2005
How about 
?
Now you've obviously mastered the one thingy...why not seriously get into it, carry on enjoying yourself and go multiple... It does happen you know? 
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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jun 29, 2005
hhhmmn i don't see the angry smiley in my selection i'll have to delve deeper......
multiple.. but could i handle that?, and when on the verge can i stop myself by say thinking of football..or maybe ironing
so far just the one is pretty mind blowing i'm not a greedy person..what do i want with multiple orgasms anyway
ohh i've strayed into the sarcastic thread...much mirth
ME
Prince_of_shadow Posted Jun 29, 2005
Doesn't everyone live in a universe centered around themselves. As Cat from Red Dwarf stated "food has no tyaste until I bite into it".
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xxxxxxxxxxxx Posted Jul 4, 2005
what did I miss ? who was sarcastic?am I lacking concentration again?What was I just saying 
need another list....
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Ash Posted Jul 4, 2005
Flakey thought someone was being sarcastic...
It may have been her though, I'm not sure...
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xxxxxxxxxxxx Posted Jul 4, 2005
Ah I did miss something then
What are you up to tonight then?
I have yoga class soon so would you like a chant to be going on with?
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jul 4, 2005
yeah was being a tad sarcastic..who wouldn't crave multiple orgasms but sometimes you just have to grateful for what you get in life took me 33 years to find a man that.... you know... could ummm...do it....for me...you know...........the err... o thing....
but who knows maybe one day..........maybe i should take up yoga
ohhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yes...yes...YES.....
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Ash Posted Jul 5, 2005
Apparently yoga can help with that sort of thing... It certainly must lend an interesting flexibility to the whole proceedings... 
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xxxxxxxxxxxx Posted Jul 5, 2005
Yes yoga teaches you to be flexible 
and is very spiritual too
Chanting is very liberting it channels out a lot of negative energy just like shopping
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xxxxxxxxxxxx Posted Jul 5, 2005
that should read liberating was distracted by flakey Lady's pursuit of multiple orgasmic satisfaction!
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flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Jul 5, 2005
flexible me...oh no not with my bad knee...my bendy twisty days are over..now its cod liver oil and hope knee doesn't flare up....
orgasms are good though its just rest of body letting me down
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Ash Posted Jul 6, 2005
That's the effects of gravity over a long period of time...
I wonder how oily cod's livers really are...
Perhaps it would be more beneficial if they used a really oily fish..
Mackerel Liver Oil anyone?
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