h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Re Air con: At work I keep mine between 16 and 18 degrees C all year around.... People always hated it until recently, now they find my room a pleasure to be in (some of them come in just to cool down)

Marry me WildA?
A courtship of several centuries is weighing on my .... Errrm.. Mind?

Remember we did elope just after France and before Cleethorpes
Air conditioning too

Air conditioning? Not at home, (unless you count horse farts)....
I thought we were never to mention Cleethorps....
If we do tie the not can I wear white?
I promise not to dribble too much...

am glad you have some environmentally friendly air conditioning from the horses
Yes it was cruel of me to mention Cleethorps....
I think we are destined for another 698 centuries of almost getting married but never quite managing it,but feel free to dribble as much as you like

so do you two know each other...in the flesh?? or is this reincarnation we're on about....

talking about this yest..about how prefer to come back as a man..no periods, agonising childbirth or the dread yet to come menopause....

but maybe come back as an animal...something that can fly yet not be prey to predators...a duck would be good.... flys, swims but horrifying fact about ducks..the single drakes will rape sometimes until death a duck

so tell me about cleethorpes....

No am afraid Cleethorps has to remain secretAsh and I have been star crossed lovers since oh let me se yes 16th century,ah the good old days
Oh I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a man I would miss gorgeous shoes far to much
An animal would be too hard to choose ,a bumble bee would be nice all those flowers I
Think I will have nightmares about the drake story tonight

yes those cute little duckys are all potentially mad rapists..i lived near a wildfowl lake as a kid and was forever rescuing half dead ducks from a mob of sex crazed drakes..i wonder if they are the only animal alongside man to do this??

Oh the poor little how sad is thatI watch the ducks a lot but have never seen that happen
Really have to go and try to get some sleep
Sweet dreams and speak soon

goodnight wildamethyst...cooler tonight too..have a good one

I rescued a moorhen from a similar fate way back when...
Wasn't quite before I met WildA but I was a mere 14 year old....
So it was a very long time ago....
To answer the other question... Apart from being starcrossed lovers and her saving my life in the 1600's we haven't met recently...

its terrible how ducks behave to each other...in fact i think dolphins are very dirty too...saw a wildlife prog recently and they are real male chauvanists of the sea...keep females prisoner and they are all highly promiscuous...

we are both bird savers then....i was forever bringing ducks and seagulls back to my house....used to break my heart when you saw a tiny duckling obviously lost and trying to survive, when its chances were negligeable...rats and sea gullslooking for an easy meal

oh heck i'd better stop this or we'll upset wildamethyst in the morning.. night all

I used to keep bantams and of course they mixed with Dad's larger birds.... Sometimes the Indian Game males used to catch my Barbu D'Anvers females...Wasn't much you could do to help them after that...
I agree shall we chat about how really unpleasant the weather is instead?

(Sorry to joke about it, but)Do you mean that she will sue the professionals or the people in her attic?
This college-prep chem course is really fun, but kind of hard.
Naming acids and bases that form molecular compounds is weird because they seem to have some general rules and patterns, when all of a sudden there show up many, many exceptions (just like the English language, ack)...It's rather neat and interesting though. Going for a bio major to get to eventually become a doctor or a

So you are studying thornthedruidguya Doctor or Scientist ,you could really make a difference to the world doing that
Flakey Lady & Ash how are you both this fine evening*waves hello*

evening wildam..[having to shorten] and ash and druid guy....only here on a flying visit as have to take youngster to swimming lesson soon...

druid guy she threatened to sue the authorities social services..despite her huge paranoia problems she is highly intelligent in an espionage they are trying to poison me way.
she had all these theories..all very sad, but truth is she terrifies me...this is a woman who could freeze a mans blood at 50 yards... tall imposing almost gyspy looks men were scared stiff of her...

so whats happening tonight??? daughter is in the room asking who i am talking to...anyway have to go might drop in later you take care bye for now

Enjoy the swimming
Am shortly getting a manicure and pedicure for this wedding tomorrow.So once that is done will relax for the rest of the evening , saving myself for all the tomorrow

hope you had a nice manicure and pedicure...my eldest did a course in it and now and again gives me old tootsies a going over...i do my own manicures as she taught me how...

weather should be lovely for a wedding...ahhh bless....the sweet innocence of it all lots to. don't be lookingup those kilts now will you???

we have a welsh kilt you know...i'd love to get him outdoors in one..he has smashing shapely legs .....and bum one day, one day.

have a great time wildam

Evening all.
I'm considering joining a gym...(Have felt a bit unfit of late)
Anyone know the average price for this sort of thing?

In which type of currency. Varies from place to place too. might be some free ones. Like everything else in life, really fancy ones probably cost extra.

Nothing really, am just helping my mum around the house.