A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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cafram - in the states. Posted Aug 9, 2001
*pokes head in the door*
Uhh...I found these dust 
s...are they yours?
Look, look - the Royal Melways *did* something for once!! 
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 9, 2001
::tries to corral all the dust 's under the dresser::
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 9, 2001
, the Royal Melways serves some purpose after all...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 9, 2001
We'll have to put out a press release...
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cafram - in the states. Posted Aug 9, 2001
Oh hang on now, we can't be getting *too* excited, it might not happen again...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 9, 2001
Cafram! You brought back the dust s! Thank you! Thank you! 
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broelan Posted Aug 9, 2001
yay!! my dusts have returned!!
thank you cafram!
tj! as you are responsible for their disappearance, you may stay there under the bed for the rest of the day and tonight to make sure the dusts aren't disoriented from their adventures and they don't try to resettle under princess shea's bed.
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 10, 2001
As you wish Princess broelan! 
Your wish is my command!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 10, 2001
He's so obedient!
::: reaches under bed to pat TJ on the head :::
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 10, 2001
::decides to check on the dust 's to make sure they are all okay after their little adventure::
How you guys doin' huh?
::notices a collection of articles amongst the dust 's which they appear to be attempting to hide::
Hey, whatcha got there you guys?
::finds a pocket watch, a wallet, a shoe, a pair of sunglasses, a PlayBunny magazine, a pair of false teeth, a set of keys, and an autographed picture of Ronald McDonald signed, "To my good friend Grimace! Keep your eyes on your fries! - Ronald".::
Where did you guys get all this stuff?
What are you guys? A bunch of kleptos? What am I gonna tell Princess broelan?! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 12, 2001
Hey! That Ronald McDonald picture is mine!
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 14, 2001
::TJ also notices that the dust 's are trying to hide something else over in the corner::
What do you guys got over here, huh?
::leans down to get a closer look::
What is that there? What are those, socks?
Hey, those look like the butler's socks!! You guys found Thruthelthrolth's hiding place for his socks!!!
WOOHOO!!! Now I can feed Mistdancer all the socks she wants and then she won't be tempted to eat the Princesses's socks!
I can do the Princesses's laundry now! Woohoo! They'll be so pleased with me!!
::grabs up all the butler socks and heads to the Royal Laundry to feed them to Mistdancer::
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 18, 2001
I think you might try asking the dust 's Princess broelan. I have a feeling they might have an idea where they are. 
Meanwhile, I've come to gather up all of your's and Princess Shea's laundry. I think it's safe for me to take it to the Royal Laundromat now. I don't think Mistdancer will try to eat any of your socks for awhile.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 19, 2001
Please, just bring me back some clean towels!
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 20, 2001
I'll make sure the first thing that gets done are the towels my Princess.
::starts loading up the laundry but realizes he won't be able to carry it all::
Whew! You two Princesses sure have alot of clothes! And most of them appear to be dirty.
::'s off to get a wheelbarrow::
This should help.
::piles clothes in wheelbarrow::
I'll be back shortly.
::strains to lift and push wheelbarrow but slowly trundles out of the room and heads to the royal laundromat::
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- 101: cafram - in the states. (Aug 9, 2001)
- 102: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 9, 2001)
- 103: cafram - in the states. (Aug 9, 2001)
- 104: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 9, 2001)
- 105: cafram - in the states. (Aug 9, 2001)
- 106: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 9, 2001)
- 107: cafram - in the states. (Aug 9, 2001)
- 108: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 9, 2001)
- 109: broelan (Aug 9, 2001)
- 110: cafram - in the states. (Aug 9, 2001)
- 111: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 10, 2001)
- 112: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 10, 2001)
- 113: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 10, 2001)
- 114: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 10, 2001)
- 115: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 12, 2001)
- 116: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 14, 2001)
- 117: broelan (Aug 14, 2001)
- 118: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 18, 2001)
- 119: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 19, 2001)
- 120: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 20, 2001)
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