A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 3, 2001
I wonder, Lackey, how you can be an efficient lackey to the Royal Butler, in addition to being an efficient Lackey for the princesses, if you are hiding under a bed...
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 4, 2001
I'm not hiding my Lord! I'm...I'm uhh...cleaning the dust 
's out from under the Princess' bed! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 5, 2001
::: lifts bed skirt, peeks under bed :::
Dust s? Under my bed?! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 5, 2001
So there's no need to be under there any more, right?
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 5, 2001
I'm just making sure they don't try to come back! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 5, 2001
Maybe we can set up dust traps ... I just don't feel comfortable sleeping with you down there ... what if I talk in my sleep?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 5, 2001
It depends on what I'm dreaming, you see ... 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 5, 2001
*ahem* Yes, indeed... At any rate lackey, perhaps with the dust s scared away, you could see your way clear to attending upon the Royal Butlers needs?
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 5, 2001
Yes m'Lord! I shall do so forthwith!
::
's to find butler::
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broelan Posted Aug 6, 2001
what's happened to my dust collection?! i was keeping it right here under the bed!!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 6, 2001
You should keep your dust collection under your own bed! I have important things to keep under *my* bed ... like TJ ... and stuff ...
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broelan Posted Aug 7, 2001
but.... but.... but....
the 
s don't like the dusts! the dusts were so happy here.....
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 7, 2001
Can't we relocate the dust s to under the dresser?
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broelan Posted Aug 8, 2001
well, since our lackey has scared them all off, perhaps if we put dust bait under the dresser, they will relocate there when they return.....
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 8, 2001
Good idea!
::: puts dust carrots and dust lettuce under the dresser :::
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 9, 2001
::makes an attempt to get the dust 's to come back::
HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE little dust 's! 
Come on little guys! Got some nice dust carrots and dust lettuce for you!
::gives up in frustration::
::returns to under the Princess' bed::
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- 81: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 3, 2001)
- 82: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 4, 2001)
- 83: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 5, 2001)
- 84: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 5, 2001)
- 85: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 5, 2001)
- 86: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 5, 2001)
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- 91: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 5, 2001)
- 92: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Aug 5, 2001)
- 93: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 5, 2001)
- 94: broelan (Aug 6, 2001)
- 95: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 6, 2001)
- 96: broelan (Aug 7, 2001)
- 97: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 7, 2001)
- 98: broelan (Aug 8, 2001)
- 99: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 8, 2001)
- 100: T J: Mr. Shea (Aug 9, 2001)
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