h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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-Lucinda

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thanks Lucinda

Hi I'm back but have ten days of washing to do so these will be a bit short!

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Iyandes
Makes me think of an island such as Avalon the mythical island where King Arthur went....perhaps you see yourself as an island ,a bit seperate from people, a little alone?cutting your name down into syllables:
Iy..sounds like ancient greek or egyptian,,I sense a mythical magic theme here.
Andes...a range of very high mountains...covered in clouds,mysteriuos ancient..again the difficult to approach or climb ..perhaps you feel you are difficult to understand or get close too?
I think you are quite young ,like mythical ideas of dragons etc. Perhaps a role player in games?In virtual life you can escape from RL to a fantasy magical world..there's nothing wrong with that.You would like to believe that magic does exist ..and so it does just look at the world aroung you!
I feel you are quite a gentle person, who can get hurt be others behaviuor. Don't take life too seriuosly Iyandes..things change.

Self Parardoxical-god of uncertainty
Do you worry about the future? sounds like I'm an insurance ad seriuosly though,you sound quite theatrical or philosophical.Perhaps a little cynical for your age..I don't think you are old.You like to be different and confuse or surprise people.Perhaps your own changes of mood or your personality makes you feel uncertain.
The God of uncertainty makes me think you feel you have a handle on it becaues you are used to it.Maybe you work in uncertain employment,on contract or acting?A theatrical career would also explain the self paradoxical..a person of many parts.
You also have a sense of humour. Otherwise how could you cope with all this uncertainty??

Nyssa birdy
Young,birdlike person,hopping about,constantly on the go, bright eyed or try to be!
Nyssa is also a mthical water nypmh..do you see yourself as a water person..would you like to live near water?
The Nyssa is a tree,shady and fruitful, it nurtures-perhaps you nurture or mother other people.alternatively it could mean a need to be nurtured for your self.
Nyssa is als a nature reserve in the snake river area for birds and wildlife...a theme here of water,nature, birds, nurture and protect.Are you a mother to either a small child or small animals and feel you have lost yourself in the caring for them?
Nyssa was also an assistant to Dr Who...perhaps you would a like a Tardis to go back in time and change things.You should not look back with regrets but instead look to the future and what life will bring for you.

Go on then - KerrAvon

Bassman Ministry of Black Lord of High Tower
Thank you for my admission to the ministry..as for your analysis
Too obvious..a musician..not young but not old. You love your music, it is probably an anathema to what you do for a living..something practical and no nonense I think. You are a down to earth sort of person but your music allows you to transcend that.
Black..you may dress in black especially for your performances but also artistic types seem to suffer for their art..usually with depression ..so perhaps this is your way.It does help creativity so don't see it as a bad thing..just a stage to pass through.
Lord of high tower..perhaps sometimes you would like to look out of a high tower on humanity scurrying like ants below or perhaps you would just like to be locked in high tower to get some peace and quiet to be creative.
In the police academy films Hightower was a gentle giant of a man..are you the same or would like to be a gentle giant?
You are a good bloke Bassman ,I get the feeling of a solid person, a good friend and helping hand.

please excuse spelling etc. I am in a bit of a hurry...and having spent 12 hours travelling by train ..am absolutley knackered. let me know if I get anything right.

I'l be back tomorrow to do anyone I've missed in the back log....blows

oooh, fantastical

Yes, I'm just full of contradictory Gemini aspirations, always wished to be a tolkeinesque little faerie, I do have two toddlers, interesting comment about Nyssa, Idaho (I'm from Idaho), and of course I was a Whovian as a child. And yes, I suppose events of the last year or so have made the concept 'regret' quite tangible for me.

Thank you for taking the time to do this

Thank you sooo much, that was amazing! Almost everything you said was accurate! That's so wild. Thanks again.

Self-Paradoxical

*waves*

I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but could you analyse me<?> The only other things I have ever called myself on the net are Ozzy and tanya_k_o
Thankyou!

Kerr Avon
obviuosly a Blakes 7 fan...so a sci fi fan but not young. To know Avons full name you must have been around to watch it ar the time.
Kerr is celtic for dark or mysteriuos -Avon is a river...so still waters run deep.
Avon was a computer person so i'd say you are too..it's also the name of a school of management so i would guess you manage something ..people or work.
So mature,dark ,intelligent person ,sci-fi fan who works with computers..any good?

Very good, apart from one still point- I'm 20! . Mind you, maybe that actually says more than you'd think- the first thing most people say when they meet me in person is "gosh, I thought you'd be older"

>So mature,dark ,intelligent person ,sci-fi fan who works with >computers..any good

That's spot on- and I do manage people at work.

Note to self: Preview before posting - one small point of course

Right, then, analyse: Bob The Farmer Bob isnt my real name. I bet no one could guess my real name with a million goes... Theres an idea. If anyone can guess my real name at this thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=207507&post=2358379#p2358379 I'll give them a virtual prize.

Hello. I await analysis...

Hello? How does this work?