h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Alex

Welcome to the Guild - you'll find the membership badge at A434648.

As for reading music, I wouldn't say it's *impossible*, but it's close



Danny B.

1. I TRY TO PLAY THE GUITAR.
2. PINK FLOYD IS MY FAVOURITE BAND.
3. ?

Hi ENOHA

Welcome to the Guild. Feel free to put the membership badge (A434648) on your personal space.

I try to play the guitar too, but it doesn't always work (A1124632)



Danny B.

THANX DANNY, I'M PAST THE POINT WHERE I'LL BE ANY GOOD, BUT I ENJOY IT NONE THE LESS. ;-D

NOT ONLY CAN I NOT PLAY GUITAR WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE I CAN'T PLAY COMPUTER VERY WELL EITHER. HELP

Do you mean how your writing keeps coming out in capital letters?

Push the Caps Lock button that's underneath the Tab button and above the shift button. One the light that's above the numpad that says Caps Lock next to it goes out, you shouldn't have that problem.

"On His Majesty's Secret Service: The Logic Of 006"
Bi Lord Valkyrie
2004:All Rights Reserved:Copyrights Pending
MEN NOT GODS Music Group Books, USA - UK

June 23th 2004 In The Year Of Our Lord Christ Jesus

Lord Valkyrie.

"In This Time As It Was In Ours We Find Pleasure In Fine Muzak."

Yes My King Ond So Being Loyal To The Crown Ond To Those Of Royal Line I Thought It Best To Now Associate Men Not Gods Globally With The H2G2 Musicians Guild Where As Lord Valkyrie:006 I Hope We Will Work Long.

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Madonna Is My Favorite Musical Artist Ond I Have Worked For Her Camp.
Depeche Mode Is My Favourite Band Outside Of Men Not Gods Ond Our Very Own Fast Fashion. Ye Men Not Gods As A Genre Is True Gothic Rock Opera.

3. I Suppose That I Would Just Like Mutual Respect For Right Now. Yes.

You Might Wish To Ask Lord Valkyrie If I Might Aide You In Some Manner While I Am Still On This Side Of The Atlantic. Do Consider Us A To Volunteer For Now As We Do Know Html Ond We Are Webmaster For Our Site.

So We Invite All To Engage Us On Any Topic As We Are In Fine Form Here.

Truly 006,

Lord Valkyrie

MEMO
To: Lord Valkyrie
From: Farlander (Musicians' Guild)
Date: Thursday, 24 June 2004

We, the Musicians' Guild, would like to welcome Your Grace into its Halls of Music and Discord. Please leave Your broken guitar strings at the door, as they have long since been known to cause dreadful injuries (see A1124632). Your badge may be claimed at A434648. Enjoy Your stay, and don't mind the falling bassoons.

By the way, that's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

June 24, 2004

Lord Valkyrie.Made It Before Dinner!!!

First Before I Even Examine The Supplied Links Allow Me To Just:

Second This Will Be A Very Big Test For Me Self As I Am So Intimidated Now That One Of Your Breeding Has Called Me Your Grace!!!

This Lord Is Not Knowledgeble But Will Proudly And Steadfastly Make Every Attempt At Placing His Badge Onto His Personal Space.

Thank You For Your Off Brand Of Homour Is Tops My Own Not Because We Say So But Because We Are Aware That This Is So. So Hats Off.

Mind The Bassoons Or Do You Mean Buffalo Or Did You Mean Bisons.

Left Over Memory From My Pre Guild Existence. You Know A Fine Thing Happend To Me On My Way From The House Of Commons Years Ago And It Has Been Some Seven Years Since I Was Last In The Shack Shacking Up With A Fellow Lord Come Way Down On The Ascension Laddering The Thrown Ole Boy Yet Being Randy At The Time I Gave It A Go Ond We Threw Open One Or Two Books Only To Discover He Was Too In Need Of Viagra To Read It.

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Bi Lord Valkyrie Ond MEN NOT GODS Music Group Books, USA - UK

"A Men Not Gods Globally Universal Cyber BBC Olde School Inter-Reaction"
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Will Ye Not Now Visit Our Personal Space. What A Joy That Would Be.

If The HG2G Musicians Guild Can Keep Up With This Living Literature Than The Job Of Doing The Actual Notations Will Be Yours As I Do Not Note I Only Note The Notes As Notation While I Sight Read Ond Vocalize.

Truly 006,

Lord Valkyrie

Do i still join on this thread? i notice the subject has been changed somewhere down the line... if not. oh well.

What instrument(s) do you play, or want to play? Do you sing?
i sing and i'm learining to play the electric guitar.
Do you have a favorite composer, musical artist, band, or music genre?
my favorite band is guns'n roses.
Is there anything in particular you would like from the Musicians Guild?
i want nothing but the privilage, and prestige of being a member.... for the moment at least....

Hi, Arisztid

This certainly is where you join - you'll find the badge at A434648. Welcome to the Guild!

And I've changed the header back to 'Join Here' as well



Danny B.

oops...did not mean to alter the header...my bag matey...

Truly 006,

Lord Valkyrie

its all good, no worries. thanks! i'll go get my badge and put it on my space....

Well I'm not sure if I can match up to some of the talent I've sensed just from reading the little I have from the guild...but I'm joining anyway I'm a typical 16 year old rock chic...been playing the guitar for 2 years, own an electric (my baby - Aria Pro II), acoustic and an electric acoustic (Ovation)...as well as plenty of amps and toys, the only evidence I seem to have of a paycheck. I've taken lessons with several instructors and have found a niche playing Jazz, though since I'm only aspiring there I play rhythm a lot...trying to remember why I got into guitar...to actually play music, not just riffs! working on finding a chic band, though it doesnt seem to be working...not only is it hard for me to find girls who play, but its even harder for me to find girls I can get along with! Not a tomboy, but just find it easier playing with and hanging with guys...oh well.

As for musical tastes...I love rock, currently listening to velvet revolver as I type (I'm in love with Slash)though I mimic all styles on guitar...I believe the only genre I really WONT listen to would be pop...and country. Give me some Nirvana 'n Metallica

I'm just here looking for something to do (lol) and to meet others with similar interests...a different view is the best thing for anyone stuck in a rut, and I get into those quite often with guitar. I've learned theory is the best thing to get me outta it, and I love talking with people who understand it...especially the ones who can speak it in plain english!

I'd love to volunteer to help with the guild, however I'm a newbie and dont even really know what GuideML is ... not too much of a use, sorry bout that! I'm learning...

Okay I guess I finished my minibook about me...feel free to drop an email if you wanna [email protected] I'll get back at ya!

Hey, since no one else seems to be around, I'll welcome you, GuitarChick.

Welcome to the Guild, GuitarChick!!

I have the same problem with girls, but I actually am a tomboy... (Yes, I'm girl)

I was considering learning the guitar again (we learnt it for a term last year and recently my brother's been teaching himself) just because it seems like a good skill and I like rock music, but I don't know... I really should go practise the clarinet...

Go rock! My fav Metallica song is Enter Sandman. Such a good song. I also recently got into Iron Maiden and RBF and some other old school, but I still really like Linkin Park and some Korn and some System and some Metallica. Actually, recently System have been bugging me, but that's a different story...

Cat

All good bands, and I can relate to them all, share a love for them all, actually However you didn't mention one of my favorite bands (possibly FAVORITE...) Godsmack! haha Go for the guitar, screw clarinet! lol j/p, but if you're interested in it... I'm jealous, I've heard of school with actual guitar coarses (other then berkley, etc.) but have never had the experience of one...thats so killer! Thanks for the welcome...does that mean I'm in the guild now? I'm not really sure how that works, if I have to make a fool outta myself or something to get into the "Club" lol..gotta love those days! Allright well thanks for the response, I'm starting to get a feel for the site, and am constantly amazed at the warmth I keep recieving!

Hi GuitarChik

(Waves at Cat-Eyes )

You are now officially a member of the Guild - you'll find the membership badge at A434648

Have fun!



Danny B.

Well, in my primary school you could learn guitar privately and I believe you can do that at my high school too... But what we had was in year 8 for a term or 2 half the grade learnt guitar and the other did an assignment then we swapped and then we swapped back and then swaped again. All up I think it was a term on guitar and a term on assingments. It was really annoying when half a class is sitting in the music room playing various annoying songs on guitar After music most of the class and the teacher would usually end up with headaches

Greetings. I want to join.

1. Guitar
2. Zappa and most Jazz
3. More

I am also a scientist, and I have started writing stuff about how guitar pickups work. I'll soon write some more stuff about musical instruments and amplifiers and so on. But I am not only interested in the technical aspects.

HELL

Cool, hi HELL!!

I'm Cat

I'm so used to welcoming people in my own thingies I tend to do it in other people's stuff too...



Cat