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Musician jokes

Post 1


This may seem kind of random, but I was wandering if anyone knows any jokes about musicians..
I'll give you an example to set you in the spirit.smiley - biggrin

- How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?
- None. The pianist does it with its left hand..

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Post 2

Mu Beta

How do you get a guitarist to play more softly?

Give him some sheet music.


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Post 3

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

I've always liked

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A Drummer

and the slightly more intelectualised

Where do musicians live?

smiley - cheers

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Post 4

Danny B

Why was the drummer standing on the doorstep?

He didn't know when to come in.

smiley - popcorn

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?


(spoken as a drummer [of sorts], I hasten to add smiley - biggrin)

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Post 5

h2g2 Musicians Guild

> "I was wandering if anyone knows any jokes about musicians"

Someone does already have a page of/for musician jokes: A426935


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