h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* MaW looks around *

I still don't have a satisfactory explanation as to why I'm suddenly here. I was... err...

* he scratches his head *

D'you know, I can't actually remember what I was doing.

Well, as long as you weren't in the shower or on the loo, that's fine.

Actually, there's a long list of things I hope you weren't doing, but that's neither here nor there.

Ahem.

*Grabs cellphone*

Daedalus, do /you/ have any suggestions about what we might do now?

*The cellphone crackles.*

We need a new stronghold if we are to pose a threat, and our ammunition stores could use bolstering.

*finishes his pint*

What are our options?

I suggest we completely attack the goverments stronghold. They destroyed my medical bay and they will pay for there retardation.

Am I still on the ship?

You slipped out the screen door, remember?

Haha

Would it be possible to have a brief overview of what happened after the Research Lab blew up? As you can see... *looks at clothes*, I've been a bit our of the loop for a while.

"out" of loop not "our" of loop

Well we found some docks that we were going to steal a nuclear submarine. And well, many things happened at once I won't be the best person for it, as I was in a high secruity hospital and I broke out of that and went after Euan when he was in the Safe House on 43rd street.

A nuclear submarine? Interesting...

Uh-oh.

* he starts to shimmer *

I think I'm about to end up somewhere else... I'll come back when I-!

* he vanishes with a slight 'pop' *

[Freeze frame; Death suddenly becomes visible. She reaches into her trenchcoat and pulls out another digital timer with someone else's name on it. Unfreeze frame and she vanishes.]

Hmmm...I wondered where MaW went. We really need everyone here. Anywho whats the plan of attack?

*Shrugs shoulders*

The usual one is to appear randomly at different times, and try and swamp them with our inferior numbers... Any other ideas?

Or just random mayhem.

Or is that the same thing?

* MaW shimmers back into the middle of the room, narrowly avoiding a billiards table *

This isn't good at all.

What what's not good?

It seems to work most of the time.

I was referring to the way I keep randomly vanishing. Do you know where I go when I'm not here? Because I certainly don't.