h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Enters quietly -- this place looks really splendid!
Moves to one of the comfortable armchairs at the fireside.

Hello Kasia, congratulations. I dropped by following that link.

I'd like to try the Marillenknödel, if you still have some.

I don't really speak German, but I've been to Munich too. Lovely city. ...and the beer!

Hello everyone,

Kasia, what do you suggest for a late breakfast?

Meanwhile, I'd like to have a coffee and some Y while we think it over

*nipps in for a a quick beer*

hello Goof,

How's things?

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!

I feel a bit cold, I think I'll have an Irish coffee, please..

*Arrives*

What makes this pub different from all the others?

I would like a glass of a good dry red wine please, Kasia, and then I shall withdraw to an armchair (My feet are freezing, so the fire is very welcome) and observe proceedings to see what happens.

*Sits back and watches casually as a few roadies come in and start setting up a small stage with amps etc and doing sound checks*

ringo, everything is fine. Well, if you discount the huge amount of paperwork I have to do when I leave here. That's why I only nipped in for a quick drink. As I'm going to the bar can I get you anything?

*bumps into Titania at the bar*

Oops, sorry.

thanks Goof,
some champagne wouldn't be bad while waiting for breakfast

paperwork on a sunday afternoon, that sounds nasty

Oh, that's alright, Dr Goof!

**Walks into the bar with three cases of the best champagne you can immagine and puts them on the counter.**

Goodday to you all,

Sorry I'm a little late but I had a hell of time finding these cases of the best champagne around. I'll just but these in the power-fridge and they will be ready to serve in about five minutes.

**Taking his place behind the bar**

Hi Kasia, Mina and everyone else in the pub right now.

Did I hear 'champagne'?

Could I have a Y please, Arutha...

*sips beer and waits for champagne to chill*

*Tweet wonders in, her hair tied up in a ponytail, wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans*
Afternoon all
You don't happen to serve Guiness around here, do you?

*Gwennie looks up from her fireside chat with Pandora, Kasia and Goof*

Hello Tweet! I'm sure your request can be accommodated. If not, I highly recommend the Tanglefoot.

*Regards her dogs who are restless*

I think it's about time I took these beasties home for their dinner before Spike starts to chew on something other than his own genitalia!

Spike! Stop it! NO!! *Gives an embarrassed sigh*

Do excuse me and I'll return later, minus the dogs. Pandora, would you like to come with me? I have a wonderful video of the latest Mr. Universe contest at home...

*Pandora leaps from her chair and joins Gwennie who is dragged from the pub by her three eager dogs*

Oh, Arutha, there you are. How are things going in here?

Hmm, did everyone get what she/he wanted?

PE, nice to see you around. Your Marillenknödel will be in a minute ready.

Ringo, did you got something to eat? No? Oh, dear, you must be starving then! What about some omelette with mushrooms and marjoram?

*Kasia rushes to the kitchen, preparing food, returns with fantastic smelling Apricotdumplings and an omelette with mushrooms*

PE - your Marillenknödel, Ringo here is some food for you. Eat and enjoy!

*Kasia wonders where Arutha disapeared...*

*Kasia purs coffee for Ringo, beer for Goof, Irish Coffee for Titania, dry red for Trillian's child and a Guiness for Tweet' and hands all of it to the guests. Then she goes to the fireplaces and puts some wood billets to make a bigger fire*

Poor Kaisa, we sure keep you busy, don't we?

Is the champagne chilled yet? In that case, I'd love a Y, please!

And Kasia, I think Dr Goof would like one too...

and ringo as well, now that I'm not hungry anymore

I like to be kept busy this way (among other, heh, heh), so it's okay.

*Kasia puts a new M&C bottle out from the fridge and purs 4 Y for Titania, Goof, Ringo & herself*

Here we go - cheers!

Cheers!

*awkwardly getting up from bean-bag*

These are way too comfortable, I believe I dozed off earlier...

*finds an armchair near fireplace instead*

yes Titania, but you dozed in a very elf-like manner