h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waves at E*
*rummages about in kitchgen*

So, where might these foil potatoes be?

And how was Estonia?

I don't know why you need potatoes wrapped in foil...jusss shove um on a stick and hold them over the fire for a really long time....*tilts her head and smacks it against the palm of her hand...* Sota' hard getting the rest of the blonde outta' my head.
Lady-H! You'll come in handy this year helping me get the Pub's Christmas tree!
Every year...same thing...I cut a loverly fur...and as I'm dragging it back to the Pub...I hear bobbies yelling, "Stop thief!" ...and...every year I run as fast as I can...but I never catch up with the thief...who certainly must be in front of me...cuz the bobbies are behind me!Perhaps with your experience, together,we can even get extra decorations!
Shirley, you do whatever you like.But you're gonna' want to buy your own makeup and stuff. My potions are for ladies over 40.I mean 30!
...*hands mari-rae a special 'bite patch'...*Here, stick this where the Sun don't shine! I never leave home without a few.
My habit of saying, "Bite ME"...leaves me knowing exactly how you feel, so to speak.You know, I did a Service at The Born Again Tart's Church a couple weeks ago on 'Tartamiun Speak'...
'splains how to avoid being bitten...has to do with inflection and the biggest guy in the room...
As for the leftover brew...sounds prrrrr-fect for Pierce's ship.
Who you tryin' ta' fool Gwennie?!...no hair on your legs, indeed. When was the last time THAT happened? Was it even during this Century?I'll jusss dash out and get some grey -poop-on these hotdogs!I know it sounds awful...but people are always asking for it....stop
looking at me like that! Gwennie?...*waves her hand past Gwennie's eyes...no reaction...Woohh...for a second there, I thought something was wrong, or sumthin'.~~~~~~~

*dumps shirley in a lake*

I'm Back!

so is november

"Rats! Missed Halloween."

*Grabs a and heads for the alley. Feels the need for dual mode."

"Hi y'all!"

Well, Egon, it´s not "was Estonia" it "is" Estonia And it´s cold here, and slushy, and I´ve got all the people in the black forest wondering why I go to a country like this at this time of year anyway... but there are things that just get you going, nomatter what tempreture to expect...

Pan, I´d rather have them in the foil... There is some other taste comeing with it... and in any case they can always be used as further fuel if I forget about them...

Hey, Pierce ol´ , I guess this is the first time I wish November would last for ever .

So does it look like we are having the police in the house again this month, or will we have to wait till December, Pan ?

they won't come back at all if they know whats good for them

Ah! November ... fog and fireworks .... I think we should have fireworks in the alley ... Has anyone got a recipe for parkin?

*Grabs a fresh November *

...*leaps from ledge and into SultanDudes arms...*
You know...you missed our annual...our, yearly, lesss just say that when I awoke, my dress was still on.But, hey,
my birthday is in a few weeks.Perhaps I'll let you make things up to me then.
Come on then...put me back onto the ledge, I'll share my blanket and herbal remedy and you can tell me all about, er, well, you can tell me lies. All you want.
...*glad Shirley's in the lake...*
...*glad E's in Estonia...*
...*glad Pierce left some ale...*
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...*blows 'happy-smoke-rings' at Linus...*o0Oooo

*emerges from Gents wearing because of the harsh sunlight*

Amazing what a [unjustified reference to patent medicine deleted] can do to settle the stomach..!

Carefully walks round greeting everybody before giving Gwennie and Pan a and a I think I can just about face a black now or or even a Red bush ...

*Goes fruitlessly looking behind the bar*

No need to be fruitless!!!

6a.m.......pulled another all-nighter......I shall continue to have strange dreams...if I'm lucky...sorta' like watching a movie whilst on industrial strength natcotics
sse ya' all in the funny papers!

:: wishes november will last until easter ::

*wiping juice off face*

It does in the Southern Hemisphere!
*uncomprehending glances*
Oh, do pardon me, you said November, I thought you said Summer!

Well, blow it.

*Lugs the cauldron into the Ladies and attempts to flush the contents down the loo. Emerges hastily, her trainers making a squelching sound on the tiles....*

Where's the loo brush?? I SAID, WHERE'S THE LOO BRUSH?????


*Leans back heavily against the door in an attempt to stem the tides....*

*unsure of the contents of the cauldron so doesn't know if Mari-rae needs a natural fiber loo brush or a synthetic fiber loo brush*

Here, you may need this anyway.

Why put just the potatoes in foil? You can wrap up your meat, spuds, corn, whatever all together, throw them on the fire and spend more time drinking and dancing naked around the fire.

So, is this place nice and quiet between Halloween and Christmas or is there a harvest fest of some kind? *she asks hopefully while she mixes herself a hard cider and vodka cocktail*

Remembers she didn't have a chance to say goodby to Shirley and makes it a double. So long, girlfriend.

E- well i didn't know you were still bloody there did I?

Ooh, I like November! May I have another drink?

What do you traditionally do for birthdays round here, then?

I've got five and a half hours left of being twenty-seven.

getting monumentaly rat-arsed is my favourite.

I knew a woman that had twenty-three years of being twenty-seven! We traditionally celebrate birthdays by having the birthday boy buying the house a round of drinks every time we threaten to sing "Happy Birthday" Mine'll be an with a chaser thanks...!