h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

JAN you will be pleased to know that i also got wrecked for your birthday

Actually it was the Melbourne cup yesterday which is supposedly a horse race but when translated to Australian actually means any excuse for a rather loooonng lunch.

Rumour has it i was home at about 10ish but this is yet to be confirmed

Poor lad! Have a medicinal or two

I think the ghost has disappeared. He heard a rumour that we were going to make CP an ale bar, so we wouldn't be serving any spirits

So we just have to make sure the doesn´t contact the jin and has his three wishes...

*uncertain WHOOP! sound is heard from the alley, a hole opens in the ground and Hati climbs out*

Is this a November thread? Or X-masthread already?

Hati!!! *wonders about threads and holes and needles and what can be going through where...*

This is the Novemberthread all right... I cannot even tell if we have decoration...

We had quite a mess though already... seems to start earlier each month

*finally comes too after several too many s to find that she has been mysteriously transported to a new thread, without the faintest idea of what's going on*

Bar Steward another if you would be so kind?

*In the absence of barstaff. Kes concocts a therapeutic and hands it over.*

There you are. Good to see you're with us again ... and welcome to the rest of November

Thank you Kes, feeling just a little squiffey after that party

Somehow it feels like I've missed most of the party. I wonder if there's anything left for drinking or sumthing...

We had to dispose of the punch before it evolved any more ... but there's plenty of or around

...*nice and cozy in her electric blanket on the ledge in the alley...
watching the blaze in the fire ring...calls in to the Pub goers...*
Still pa-lenty of herbal remedy out here ya' know. ==~~
...*sips flat bubbly...wonders what 'flat' bubbly should be called, since it's no longer bubbly...sometimes has 'deep' thoughts like this......decides it's just wine...*
Hey, when you've all recovered from The Party, why not decorate the Pub?Guess you could just leave it bare,less stuff to catch fire later. And besides soon we'll be decorating for Christmas!...*is pelted by various fly objects she had no idea could fly...*

Could ya' at least let me know when that 'husssy' is off my couch? Cuz, if she, er, heif he messes with me too much more, I'll put a sign on his eye, & it'll say:Closed!
...*sips her brandy...& enjoys making smoke rings into animal shapes...* ~~~~~@<

*Rinses out the stainless steel and begins mixing a drink for Pan*

Oooooo....*blows smoke ring kisses at Kes...hopes she has a straw long enough to reach her bucket-o-tinis!...* Kes?! This is this first bucket all month!...*wonders what day it is...doesn't care...*
I'm jussss Blessed! That's all.

Hey! What are you doing with that paint stripper?

Who? Me? I don't have any paint stripper. Has anyone found my dentures yet? I watched that horserace, but I didn't know that I was supposed to drink anything. I didn't have a good hat anyway.

Pan, can you make a turkey?

*Grabs a , picks up her knitting and sits down in her rocking chair. She is warily keeping an eye on the huddled figure on the Blue Goo couch who keeps muttering to himself and twitching from time to time.*

*bleary eyed, but feeling more the thing*

Did your teeth go under the couch, mari-rea? That's were most mislaid things seem to turn in my house.

Good suggestion, Caerwynn. I'll go look.

*Gets down on her hands and knees to look under the couch. She searches around making disgusted noises as she rootles with her hands. She tries not to disturb Egon because he doesn't look all that stable to her at the moment. All at once she freezes and lets out a yelp!*

OW!

Found them?

either that - or she finally found the goat

*hussy doesn't move*