h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The goat, being nervous, may have produced some... oil.

*the hussy moves very fast in the opposite direction to the goat...

Poor thing

*Passes hay down to goat*

...*giggles and winds up mari's chomping dentures...as Pan has fitted them with a spring and wind up key...drops the 'chompers' to the ground...they head off in the direction of the blue goo couch...*clackity-clack clackity-clack clackity-clack < _< _ < _ < _ <
_ < _ < _ < _ < clackity-clack clackity-clack...*they chomp their way
onto mari's foot...*CHOMP

Yo', Egon! Best drop that 'tude! What 'tude?
That at-a-tude! Cuz, I'll be like a bicycle with the seat off!
I'll get in your a**! ...*snickers...wonder how long those hormones'll last on Egon...can only hope for a looong time...*
...*does a spell to make a turkey for m-rae...*
...*takes out book-o-spells...continues to look at the pictures...*

You'd better make that blended turkey unless Mari gets her teeth back Pan...

I thought we had got rid of that goat... this is starting to goat on my mind

*has a look at the available and decides for a Martini rosso...*

*after due consideration settles for an *

Did you say goat? I wondered what the strange smell was.

It could become a sort of mascot, provided you all agree not to sacrifice it.

Is it a sweet little nubian goat or one of those big nasty ones with devily eyes?

It's a magic one. It appears different to everyone every time you look at it. So at the moment it looks like a sweet little nubian goat with those big eyes, Japanese drawing style, but to me it looks like one of Satan's children.

You are bound to not know! It´s "The Goat from Backlog"!!! You´ll have to check out the darkest corner thread... some really weird things have happened with this goat... and I thought we had got rid of it for good beginning of October...

I told you it was a magic goat.

*Passes across to the goat, whoa there, watch it with the cloven hoofs*

Well, if the smell is anything to go, I shall keep my distance!

Any perchance?

But to you it's a nice nubian goat...

I used to foster this goat... I felt obliged to it, and took it as some thing to take care of, after we had had an lovely roast goat somewhere in 2000... well... it got out of hand... and now it seems to me it´s got out of my hands... I think I will just join the herbal-remady department...


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... oh... well... hah...

Next time try putting the UNlit end in your mouth E.!

...*tossessome weed...*

Do I need to light it? I thought I just have to drag along and ... was drag something to do with Shirlygone?

Sorry... to early in the morning to make any sense... not that it makes much sense anyway...

*lights the other end... is surprised at the that suddenly hops out of that end *

Ooooo what big eyes you have!...*sets her herbal remedy aside for awhile...*Breakfast of champions!

*Mis-hears Pan. Shrugs, and adds mushrooms to the martini mix.*

Here you are then ... with the extras just like you said ....

champion as in "mushroom"? Let me just have some bacon, egg, tomato and toast with it