h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Stares at and wonders why he can't remember what it tasted like*

...*looks up from her reading trying to figure out who's missing...
thinks REAL hard......* I plum forgot about Gwennie! That's who's missing!! I feel more setteled now that I remember. I juss hate when that happens.
...*returns to her reading and smoking and drinking an' stuff...*

*Sits in her rocker staring at the hole in the floor... breathing secondhand smoke in....... and then breathing out... *



Gwennie? Are you ok???

*Surrounded by all this and , Kes thinks he hears the sound of one hand clapping ....*

What's all that noise coming from the hole in the floor?

*Rocks... breathes in ... * ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh don't know... *rocks... breathes out....*

...looks in general direction of the hole in the floor...notices that there's light for a few seconds then it goes dark...then there light for a few seconds and it goes dark...*What in the name of the mother of the devil is going on down there?
...*gets on her knees and watches the light come and go...*
GA-WWWWWWENNNNIEWHATCHA' DOIN' DOWN THERE? ...*drops an olive to see how long it takes to hear it hit...
...hears nothing...figures it's a looooooong way down...*
Yo'Gwennie! Ya' want sumthin' or sumthin'?...*wonders if she's down there doin' yoga, or some other guy...doesn't care...&
returns to her reading awaiting the next chapter to unfold...*

*Wakes from her dreamless sleep, choking as an olive mysteriously appears in her mouth and blocks her airway*

Choke! Who did that?

*Scrabbles up the side of the hole, reaches around the top for something firm to grab on to and locates one of Pan's ankles*

Phwor blimey Pan! Gorgonzola or what?

...*as a boney hand appears and grabs her ankle Pandora reacts instinctively and kicks the offending hand with her other foot...AAAAAAHH!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...*jumps behind the bar knocking everyone's drinks about...*
What the was that?!...*hears a dull thud as
poor lil' Gweenie falls back into the hole...*

Ouch!

Heal thyself! Need some help?

*performs immaculate one-and-a-half somersault in pike position as he dives into the hole. No splash - just lots of dust!*

OOOOWWW!! Bloody hard water this, Pan!

*has a look down the hole, too.*

You know, this makes me feel guilty... let me just take another so I can forget about it...

*can´t find an which actually is impossible...*

Hm. I need to do another five impossible things and I´m able to go to milliways...

Can *I* help it if my water is hard?

E., here ya' go!
1.)leap over a tall building with a single bound
2.)run faster than a speeding train
3.)fly through the air like a bird
4.)drink an entire barrel of ale
5.)do not pee, after drinking the entire barrel of ale for 24 hours
...*...that oughta' do it...*

...*Hands M-rae the mop-stick thingie as she seems to know how to use it...does a double take at Kes...* Is that a bird on your head? Or are you jusss glad ta' see me?!
...*ducks...*Why does this place always go to POT toward the end of each month?...*wonders over to the hole...
the side cracks......down she goes...*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ...*feels around...*Hiya' Gwennie!I mean WR! *sigh* Here it is, the end of the month and I'm in the hole. Again.it.
...*lights a match...*Is that propane I smell?

::wonders vaguely if, since he's NOT in the hole, he should feel left out of the big party what's clearly just starting to get into full swing down there.... has an and a and thinks about it for a bit... shrugs and forgets about it::


Say E, gettin a bit in quiet up here, wot, mate? Kinda nice actually, I don't mind sayin...


====~~ *deep drag*

...*from the hole...*We heard that ya' know! We're in a hole...we ain't deaf! Someone hoist me up there before the propane, er, so's I can flog Thog....*runs her finger around WR's ear and coos, "You'll give me a leg up, won'tcha' handsome?"

End of the month, and this place has filled up with dirty again ... I'd wash them up, but the hot water doesn't seem to be particularly hot atm .....





















*Fiddles with all the controls on the propane gas water heater .....*

*Grabs up a bundle of the flyers about the Village Festival that begins on Friday and drops them down into the hole.*

If you try lighting those, you'll be able to see better.
















Don't forget to come to the Village Festival this weekend! A810640

...*is suddenly coverd with papercuts...picks up a flyer and strikes a match to light it...KABLAMMMMM...Pandora, Wrinkeld Rocker and Gwennie are blasted through the hole in the floor...through the Pub roof and into the alley...
they land in a pile in a lounge chair and bounce directly into the brick wall...Gwennie first...then WR...then Pan slams into them both...*...*they look dazed and confused...*Waaall at least now I know why they call um 'flyers'. Always a silver lining...*they being to crawl in the general direction of the alcohol...*

*Mixes up some zombies for the group...*
Kes, can you get me some clean glasses here, please?

My ears are ringing... I can't hear a thing!

KES, CAN YOU GET ME SOME CLEAN GLASSES HERE, PLEASE??

...*lays on her back with her mouth open...* who needs a glass?!
Jussss pour!

I SAID, "WHO NEEDS A GLASS?!? JUST POUR!!!"