h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'dude!

Englander, I see that you and Hati have a summerhouse. I must visit, but first I need to shop.

*Steps over Kes and rummages around for some paper to write down a shopping list.*

Anyone got any spare scrap of paper?

...*opens a pouch a carelessly tosses a new note pad at M-rae...
she's too slow to catch it and it smacks Kes right on the kisser...
looks up from her Book-o-spells...* Oooopies...and an
on me Kes!...*hears theMODtrap she's laid out begin to crunch...reaches behind the lounge chair,
into the mini freezer and welds a AK47 asault paint gun, filled with frozen yellow pain balls...*SPLATSPLAT
SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT

...*passes S.Dude her herbal remedy...*Sorry 'bout that Hon...I got an itchy trigger finger....*continues to brush up on her spells...*

*A yellow Sultandude thinks I guess it's one way of getting noticed*

all!

*pics up one of the packets of and enjoys*

E., you may enjoy that bag of crisps......but that ain't even close to the enjoyment I just got from splattering SultanDude! I've been *laying* in wait to get him from two years ago October 31st....*bends her fingers and blows on her freshly painted nails...* You recall the night we, *ahem* partied together, don'tcha' Dude? I was thinking of turning you into something for this Halloween...but you're ALREADY 'somthin' ...Or was that... going on three years?!
I have absolutely no idea why I just can't seem to remember dates an' stuff.~~==

I think I remember something about that... it was good fun.. just have been in 2000...


*munches away*

Oh. I was afraid other people remembered it too.

...*cooks up a batch of crab cakes with horse radish sauce and spinich dip inside sweet bread...with carrots an' stuff to dip...*

Everyone keep your eyes peeled for s... I've plenty of paint balls left.

*Kes sits up*

*mari-rae puts up two fingers behind Kes's head, making him look like a *

Whatcha all staring at?

~snort-chortle-gurgle-giggle-choke~

...*whirls around and let's the paint balls fly at Kes...*
SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT
Sorry 'bout that Kes!! This thing has a 'hare' trigger.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Pandora, you have made me really hoppy!

*Wipes paint from face, trying not to get emulsional about it*

This is no lapin matter!

*Knits up a silly hat and slams it onto Kes's head.*

Alice don't live here anymore...

You two crack me up!

Kes...ya' sorta' look as though you've egg on your face!
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No, they're s ... but from a distance they look like hares/hairs ....

::blinks::

...*whips out a strap and straight razor to take the hares off Kes' prurty face...hides the razor behind her back....walks slowly toword Kes...* Oh Ke-e-e-e-s, I got sumthin' for ya'!!
...*drink five martinis and three shot of bourbon to steady her hand...* TWINS! I never knew there were two of you!
No wonder M-rae is always smilin'!
Which Kes wants shaved first?...*holds out her shiney, freshly honed straight razor...*

::blinks again:: Kes, now might be a goodish time to RUN!!!!


::leans back with his mod-whompin stick and his and watches the festivities::

...*turns when Thog speaks and becomes lost in space...*

*Deftly doges a and , climbs over a sleeping , trips over a and falls down a very large space*

Black in 'ere init? Pan! I hope that is that your bare foot I just trod on!