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*Hobbles over to her best friend Pandora and whacks her with her cane upside the head.*

Where you BEEN, girl?? I want you to calm down now. Kes, mix this gal up another bucket-o-tinis and save one out for me too. Do you know that the cops were here looking for you??? They are worse dressers than the Moderators too! There's only so much an old body like me can put up with. Although, they did have nice buns, I must say...



What?? I said guns!

*Goes behind bar. Sounds of search for more stainless steel buckets*
Bucket-o-tinis all round ... comin' up. Pardon? Sorry ... No buns here ... only sausage rolls.

Oh, nuts...










*Grabs a sausage roll instead...*

*Suddenly weak-kneed and heart beating way too fast, she stumbles back to her rocking chair and fans herself rapidly.*

I wouldn't mind a !

*Looks down at the piece of paper that she is fanning herself with and sees that it is an invitation! *

LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! We are all invited to a PARTY!!!



HARVEST FESTIVAL 30 AUGUST-1 SEPTEMBER!

You are cordially invited to a Harvest Festival on
the Village Green (on the north side of the river)
in Village de la Vavoom
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Villagers with friends and relatives welcome!

Musicians and help with arranging the festival wanted!

Contact Titania in the Bluebells Cottage A424478
if you are interested in contributing!

Are we all going? I mean... is the pub closed on that day ???

::wanders in carrying his mod-whompin' stick::

What? No, I don't think so...

::bites Pan and wanders back out, softly chanting 'Heeeeeeeeeere, moddie, moddie, moddie.... good moddie.... heeeeeeere, moddie moddie moddie....'::

Gee...allI do is try to be good...an' I end up getting wacked by M-rae's cane and bitten by Thog....*
whispers to Thog...*on my neck Hon, an' jusss a wee nibble.


The COPS were here?!?! Looking for ME?! I didn't do it!
An' if I did it was an accident.

IRL I was in a real police car today. Unlike Thog, I had a rather nice ride.The police think I'm cute. They do lots of favors for me. *sigh*...*wonders what they do with the green leaves they confiscate...actually knows...*
...*downs tinis faster than Kes can make um...*

*...but Kes never quits trying ..... *

Better leave the sausage roll alone though ... Have some instead!

Snags one of the . !!

You're a go*hic*goo*hic*good man Kes! I jusss love that in a man.
I have an idea! I know they are few and far between, but when I have um, they're usually pretty good!
...*lays a chips in a path throughout the Pub to the alley...*

Now when we're in the alley having a smoke we'll be able to hear the MODERATORS befroe they reach us! ...*relaxes in the alley, pleased with her idea...*==~~

:: up to Pan, nibbles her playfully on the neck , and down to the end of the alley where the begin... lurks in a dark corner with his mod-whompin stick raised and ready::

, even...

I feel so much safer with you and your big stick Thog!
Geez, I merember *hic* when I was afraid of you!
Izzzzzn't that silly? *hic* ==~~
...*thinks that MOD wacker looks alot like M-rae's cane...doesn't care...*
Oh lookie there! It's the horse they rode in on!They must still be nearby! ...*Flips the in all directions...*

*looks for a good place to watch what´s going to happen next*

Heh heh -- yeah, ALL the girls say that about my big stick


Herm, now about that horse... Pan, m'dear, I believe YOU were the one with the suggestion about how to handle the horse they rode in on... Well, have at it!!


::joins E in the good place to see what's going to happen next ::

*glick*... *glick*

Hm... yes, could do with another one of those...



*sipsipsipsipsipsipsip*

I'm back!

My computer blew up, so I got a new one, but it took two weeks to arrive. It has a DVD and CD writer, but the modem wopuldn't weork. But now it works, so I'm back