h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*steps over and looks down into the hole what Gwennie just went down...*
GWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNIEEEEEEEECAN YOU
HEAR ME-E-E-e-e-e-e-e Why's this Pub always filling up with four legged critters and turning bad at the end of each month? GA-WWWWWWINEEEEEI'M TOSSING DOWN A COUPLE CHIPPENDALE DANCER MATCH -BOOKS FER YA'!
...*tosses a rope that's not tied to anything...jusss incase she needs to lasso sumthin', or sumthin'...*
I'll be in the alley, er, I'll be in the alley "reading"

*sits back*

good show, eh?

Hear hear!! Action... suspense... drama... intrigue.. four legged critters... it has ALL the ing ingredients!

Thog, don´t you think there´s something missing?


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*Passes on *

::is somewhat and by E actually STARTING the rotation for once...::


OOOO, good point, mate!!!

::takes::

*choke*


::passes it on::

*passes it on*

None for me thanks. Never touch the stuff.
There' s only ONE thing missing from the 'show'...SEX! Now, where are we gonna' find someone sexy?...*sits back re-reading the same page for the 42cd time today...*==~

*steps in to take the passing ===~. Wafts smoke under his nose and ponders*

Aah, yes! A fine blend of Durban Poison and Transkei Terror, mixed with a subtle touch of Zimbabwe Zol and Burley tobacco. You won't get that next year - the War Veterans'll smoke the lot themselves! Do carry on...

*passes ======~~~~on*

*passes on*


*passes out*

*Peers through the smoke, trying to find his , but feeling strangely un-worried about losing it .....*

See what I mean Kes? If that s**t was any good, you'd have 'cotton-mouth'....*is amuze-a-lated that Kes doesn't want his ale...guesses Thog will smoke jusss about ANYthing...really
doesn't care......how unusual...*sssssssstttta==~~
Sa-moooth! =--~~ ssssttta
DangIt's started to 'run'...I juss hate when that happens...*flicks the offending herbal remedy in the general direction of E....lites another...* ===...*continues to read her book-o-spells...*BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

:: at E's hair starting to smolder from where the remains of the =~~ landed... wonders if he should put it out with an that happens to be nearby... figures what the , and douses E's head with the ... at E's soaking head and realizes that the was most likely Kes's... feels pretty about that, as it means he didn't waste his own... absently munches on some and waits for the ====~~ to come back around::

That my man, is alcohol abuse and is NOT to be tolorated in this Pub!Get my drift? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~== Waste not not wasted......or sumthin' like that.

Don't do this anymore!

*hands E *

*feels *

*wakes up*

erm... I only passed that thing on... what happened? I feel a bit wet... oh thanks for the

Hm. Have you any ===~~~, Hati? oH! why do I ask you, keepress?

Only menthol...

They suitsud me fine

*rolls eyes*
*gives E ===~*

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Ah.. that´s better

*Sits at the bottom of her deep, dark hole striking one match after another from Pan's supply and passively smokes the cloud rolling down from the pub above*