h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*curtsies...*

You're killin' me Thog!

Do we need to recussitate (or whatever it´s spelled?), Pan?

Put 'er there E.! Ahhhh... All better. Thanks, have ane on me. Well, not actually ON me...cuz stout stains. Please don't ask how I know that.==~~~

How do you know that?

Yeah!!! INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!


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Anyone??

Me?

*passes on*

Not today thank you

Eh, that's , E -- anyway, mate!! 'Sides, 's just more fer me an' Pan, then...

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Oh, sure!

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::wonders idly when exactly the MODS are going to start having problems with this thread::

Don't call the trouble...

You´re not talking of me

I could perhaps steal the rest of that =~~~ AH *giggles*

*rolls eyes*

::is pleased to note that the MODS are in fact doing their jobs... is beginning to suspect, however, that E is a MOD::


HEY!!! WHAT THE !!! I really DO have a friend named Mary Jane, and I think she'd be somewhat ed off by y'all modding her name, ya s!!

I do wish I understood what all the fuss is about.
...*goes around the corner...OFF Pub grounds...and lites up a fat one...*
--------------~~~sssssssttttttttttttttah ........ .....

-------------- ...............*COUGH*...*gag*......smooooth!

Oh, I forgot......how unusual.BITE ME!
==~~ ...*begins to chant...*FREEE THE HERB...FREE THE HERB...FREE THE HERB... I'm hungry.

tis true that people who smoke green leaves could be a danger to themselves and/or others...you could fall asleep *vitrually* anywhere and another poor soul could trip right over your snoozing body. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD TO BEND OVER AND KISS YOUR A** GOOD-BYE

*Feels much too peaceful to complain about the smoke and loud conversation. Mixes s all round, including a bucket-o-tini. Puts out dishes of crisps and nuts for the Mods.*

How cute...

*downs one *
*brings -moderatté from The Café and places it on the counter where it is [removed by moderator]*

Gods should be pleased now...

Thanks Kes! I needed that! ...*continues to drink martoonies until MODS
fly.
I have two hand jesters for the s...the first is to them...that would be my middle finger...the second would be my index finger. Wha'? Oh yes, explain myself you say?!
The index finger is for the horse that they rode in on.
And if I try to explainanate the first part..."they'll" take me away!
...*dances around with a tini in her hand singing:bite me, bite me but you ca-a-a-an't fright me...

...*prays that DNA will jump out of ALLLL the
MODERATORS closet doors...*I just prayed! Now "THEY" will really be after me. Have I told you lately, to bite me? ==~~