h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*at last goes over to the bar to have something...*

*Checks what's on the bar ....There's a for Englander, but no log on the bar for mari-rae *

, Kes!

*Grabs a from the bar and goes over to Pan's couch, gives her a *

"Thanks for the new towels babe, they're too cool!"

Oh SultanDude, of course they'er cool I'm cool, you're cool...of course I'd only get you cool towels! Speaking of cool...why not come over & warm me up?
...*rubs her ribs...*I was having the strangest dream...Gwennie was kicking me in the side trying to awaken me...*...rubs her side...*sure was realisitic!...*sees D.'s hair!! Er, D., I thought you might actually USE the hair relaxer!
...*cozies down into the couch with a couple botles of ...*

*The sound of giggles is heard from lurker...*

m-r

I'm so busy, Pan... I don't have time to wash my hair!!!

that's okay Dragonfly...*passes out color coded nose clips for everyone at the Pub...*You never have to bathe again! Of course you'll be stinkn' and I'll be smelln' sweet!

Look-out Kes!!!! There's something come a creeping in your bedroom!!!! And it looks like this! --->

What the fk are yuppie-uppers?

I agree Eeyore's no Snoopy but hey, you should have heard Snoopy's contractural demands! And also, he wouldn't agree to have the dope stuffed inside him like eeyore did.

*acquires a from the bar*

*Applies colour-coded nose clip (from Pan), selected to match angora ear plugs; talks to Pan*

Yedd, Padd. I dow dere's subbfidd idd by bedroob! Hehehehe

*off from the lurker's corner comes a sudden POP!!sound.. followed by yummy noises...*





m-r

::admires his new loincloth::

OOOO!!! You got me the extra - long one! Thank you, Pan!!! I've never had a loincloth that actually clothed my... er... nevermind...

You are SO welcome!!! ...*whispers to Thog...*just don't stand near D. just now, she seems to be letting off a bit of steam...we wouldn't want your cloth to shrink, now would we?

Oh, and Egon, yuppie-uppers are opposite of doggie-downers!

No, we wouldn't... er, well, I actually don't know if you would or not, but I know I sure wouldn't...

Oh, hey, E, I'm afraid you have your facts wrong... tetrahydrocannabinol does /NOT/ cause "psychotic episodes"... where did you learn that Total , is what /that/ is -- ING urban legends...

::takes a hit::




Oh wait... is being happy considered psychotic? I guess that could change things...

AH! well... I guess there could be something to discuss about that argument... but I don´t discuss drugs with people looking at me with pinpoint eyes... It´s bad for my eyes

I only talk of experience... well - not my own: I worked in a psychiatry for a while... There was at least one chap who´d had a psychosis connected with hashish...But it could be possible, that he would have turned psychotic anyway. I guess one of the problems was, that when did smoke gras or something, he would have worse episodes with his illness...

So: Perhaps it wasn´t induced by the drug, but at least I definitly know it can make things worse for some people...

*Join me in the oholic anonymous... *

OK... interesting point -- I would say a couple of things.. first, THC makes your pupils BIG, not pinpoint. Second, hashish has markedly different effects than straight MJ -- also depending on the variety -- usually, though, hashish is noted to give a more hyperactive, "up" high than MJ, so could tend to aggravate, say, delusional / paranoid psychoses... but yes, normal MJ could also aggravate this if it was a pre exiting condition.
Third, thou should not judge that with which thou hast no personal experience. All I know is that in the entire recorded history of the use of THC in its many forms, there have only been two recorded deaths that could be even potentially linked to its use -- and both were severe allergic reactions, rather than an overdose scenario. An allergic reaction of that type, as you probably know, can be caused by any number of things -- peanuts, for example -- and as such the /particular/ agent in this case should not be judged by these results.

::takes another hit and looks for SultanDude::

Ummmm.....

Yo, Thog, what is this? A gents only club? Gimme that!

Other than lung troubles, the only thing wrong with this subject matter is you get cravings...*stares at Thogs leg...*