h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah... first signs of psycho... oh... no ... no ... I don´t think it was that....

*Hits himself on the forhead...*

::sings;: Bang bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer....

Thog, I can't imagine YOU being confused! *Pan goes back into the Pub after indulging in a bit-o-sweet eye with Thog*

Mari-rae... if you wern't smiling I'd have to kick you...don't EVEN make me come down there! Think it's too soon for a visit?
Oh and Mari, watch out for those ankle nipping s

Say E., you just reminded me of something when you smacked yourself on the forehead. Not a good thing to ne doing you know!
Someone might think you're trying to heal yourself! I had a client once who was addicted to ANYthing she could find/steal/etc. She was 28 and her parents brought her in for the first session...as she had missed the 1st 4 in a row. She came into the session all buzzed up! Became very melodramatic! My Supervisor was in the session as I was just ending my internship. I asked "K.", What do you want from me? She threw herself across my papasoin chair and screamed, "I want you to HEAL me!!!"

I got up, walked over to her, oh yes I did, and I smacked her right upside the forehead and said, "You're Healed!" (in as many syllables as I could streatch it...) Then I screamed, "Thank you Jesus!" (in as many syllables as I could stretch it...)
Talk about a pregnant pause!
Then she burst out laughing & said, " I think you guys actually found the right therapist for me!"
I made them all leave & made her another appointment so she would be sober. What a coupe...what a huge reprimand in my mailbox the next morning.
But it only took the next flipping sixth months of my stinking life to get her well! sorry, you know how it can be.

WHoo hoo! Very good!

I just knew you'd like that one.
Would you call that an impulse
control issue?

Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?





















A: Depends ..... what does it want to change into?

*Tucks heavily band-aided ankles under her chair, hoping no one notices the bite marks...*

I heard that you really , really need to want to change too...

*Hands mari a large V&T ; looks down*

Hay! Froody pop-socks, mari!

Thank you, Kes!

~sings~

I am stuck on band-aids and band-aid's stuck on me....

YAY!!!

Pan... you are my heroine for today... Tomorrow it might be Margaret Sanger(who introduced the concept of birth control to the States) or Alice Paul(a young Quaker who chained herself to the White House gates for Women's political and economic rights in the 19-teens...)...!!!

E- if the Ian Dury tribute album you mean is "Brand New Boots and Panties", I agree- it is very good.

especially sweet gene vincent

.... Yeah!!

Me, herion? Naw, just a wee bit of herb now and then.

Ohhhhh, I see, yes, well, thank you Miss D.!

Mari-rae, someone could have told you NOT to rub chum on your ankles before entering the water...I think you should sue! Or not.

Thog, did you get into Gwennie's doggie-downers? Smile man, smile!!!! ...*flashes Thog...*

Drat, Egon, I don´t quite remember... but it could be it!

Pan, at least there was no need for inhibition...if the impulse is being done under control it´s all right...

Mari-rae, have I welcomed you back from your lurking? I don´t think so! Would you be so kind and knit some cocoon for the lightbulb to change in decently?

Ok!

*Knits up brightly colored, beaded and fringed lightbulb sleeves.*

Here you go! Would you like a , Engander?

::impressed::

*Wraps up bulb...*

Now all we have to do is wait... so a ´s just what I need...!

::has been passed out on the floor ever since Pandora flashed him. He does, however, have a very, VERY large... um... smile. ::

What we waitn' for?
I sure was thursty!
Who wants to play spin the bottle? Don't worry, it's empty

::would really like to raise his hand, but unfortunately is still passed out on the floor. ::