h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sultandude stuck out in the alley wondering what Pan has done with the door*

...*pushes on the wall in the general vacinity of the alley door...the door pops open...* SultanDude! You 'bout gave me a heart atta-...what's that you've got? ...inhales...

...do you like the new lounge chairs in the alley??...lookie...they recline...you can even hook two together for a nice bed!
I'm off for some galaxy shopping...taking orders...what would you like your lil' Pan to bring you Hon?
crap...rain! Shall we take out sweet eyes & go into the pub?...*feels around on the bricks for the door...* Hmf, maybe this hidden door thinige wasn't such a good idea after all-shoves-shoves-sho*THUG*...*falls into the Pub*
Well...at least we're in from the rain

::take a nap on the purple couch::

*takes a sip at his sherry (and a deep draw at his ===*~~)*

Ah... Life is soooo good...

Pan, could you bring me some vintage wine from Aldebaran? Somethin Zaphod Beeblebrox would cherish?

D! I wasn´t refering to anything in your posting... I was just wondering if it was you I heard, because I still had my eyes shut...

*Sips more sherry, takes another pull on the now ==*~~*

Oh. I see.

*Wonders when the heck her new dress will get here?? Sits down in a bar chair next to Kes and plays with the controls.*

BLAM BLAM BLAM bbaaa bbbaaa BLAM BLAM !!! (hehehe, heavy metal!)

*cranks the volume...*

...Okie-dokie...D., anyone else for something from the specialyt shoppes? I'll be leaving Sunday afternoon, EST, & will back very quickly as I'm already charting the stores to hit first...and of course...this'll be my treat....cost is NOT a factor!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
*Rapidly removes headphones*
Hey, mari-rae ...that was my volume control you were twiddling! You sure know how to get a guy's attention!
*Rubs ears*
A pair of earplugs for me please, Pan

Oh Pandora, you sweetheart! What can I get you? A martini? chock full of olives? Come and sit here and tell me how it is...

"Wow! This is too cool Pan."

*Plonks himself down at the bar and starts playing with the seat and sipping*

"An exotic new towel would be neat if you don't mind Pan."

Herrrmmm......

I'm so very pleased you all like the new 'digs'! I 'sepcially like the new bar-chairs! Oh I could sit here with the massage thingie on all day...*hops off chair to sit by mari-rae...touches Dragonfly on the shoulder*...I'm probably going to be leaving a bit earilier than I had plnned D., been awake all night again.
so...I'd best get the shopping done soon. Cuz when I find myself
'real' comfy I'll probably stay in that one spot for several hours. So, I might just have to surprise you with a little something, if your order's not in, same for Thog, Pierce, Linus & or whomever!

I've been doing this thing where I stay awake fro two days straight & then crash and burn. I WAZZZZZ going to try to break that cycl but someone always calls me when I least expect it.
...*looks at mari-rae...*don't take that personally Deary, I knew you were going to call...just didn't know when....*takes some yarn and wraps it around her hands while she begins to tell mari-rae about how her spell checker has seemingly vanished off the face of the Earth...and 'just' when she's needing it to proof read her mauscript for the 'Women of Color Health Anthology'...*
and I don't even have a floppy disk on which to put it on...I'm going to have to PRINT out the entire thing! Same with the manuscript for the Jewish Women's Health Organization!*sigh*
Wish I was about to travel farrrr away!! Geez, I just love to travel, don't you mari-rae?!?*looks at the banner behind the bar*

BON VOYAGE MARI-RAE

Silly question, huh? Cheers! Yummy! You have my special martini JUST right!

For you, Pan ....the martinis have to be perfect! Thanks for being a good friend.

Awww......think nothing of it! ...*rubs the spot on Kes' foehead where her paper airplane slammed into him & then fell into his lap...*
Well I'm off! I heard what you all were thinking! I mean, I'm off to shop for goodies!!!!
Later!!!

=*~~

....\__/.....

*Begins packing up. Carefully winds her yarn and places it into the enormous floral tote she uses to carry her knitting. Needles, scissors, and pattern books follow.*

Kes, I can't stand to see you sitting there all alone like that anymore. If you don't mind, I will drag my rocking chair over to your barstool and we can have a nice long chat.

Don't forget to pick up some new yarn for me!!! Bright tropical colors, this time!!

How exciting!!!!

::Swigs and practices rapidly blinking in and out of existence... notes that Plato is not enjoying the show, so materializes some catnip for him and makes his tail invisible while he's not looking. Thog quietly laughs and materializes a errrrr... catnip cigarette for himself (and anyone else who wants to join)... lights it up, inhales deeply, and practices blinking in and out of exostence some more::

What kind of weed is that you´re smoking, Thog???

*plonk myself onto a seat near the window and has a look outside...

surprised to see, that we seem to be situated on an island... wonders if it´s a mountaintop with clouds or an island on the sea... or is it just my imagination???

wonders what´s at the end of the alley...*

*Passes mari-rae a (V & T)*
So what's your latest knitting project? It looks rather colourful.