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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 31, 2001
*inspects GBs 
costume...*
You look fine! Here you are, an angel disguised as a witch, and here I am a witch disguised as a bee!!!! 
Pan! Love your outfit!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 31, 2001
'Bee' that as it may - you look great, mari-rae 
I bet you won't recognice me in this outfit:
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2001
Galaxy Babe? Are you soft of heart? 
You're already ahead of the team if you are...as we seemingly have some with soft heads! 
Where's your spirit of Halloween?
Looks to me as through Pierce has been drinking his! *looks over the top of her glasses at Pierce* Pierce? Do you fancy yourself an angel then? Don't bother to interfere with your drinking to answer that. *takes anotherbrew*
Which one of you will NOT make it to mid-night? Which one of you has a hollow leg? We'll see who's under the table when we return!
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Sultandude peers in from the entrance to the alley, spots Pan by the bar*
"Yo Pan! Come on out to the alley for a minute and give me a hand with this magic herb. Got a bottle of 
here too. Happy Halloween to all and to all a great night! Let's Party!"
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Engländer comes in from a black hole, dressed as standing infront of the 
peering through the window of the CP...*
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLL.... 
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 31, 2001
E´s alter ego: GOSH! What a typo... Come on let me take over that part...*Goes and dresses E as a 
* You should have pressed the preview message button before you fell into that black hole! You´ll apear so 
...
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Seth of Rabi Posted Oct 31, 2001
mari-rae
:: drinks 
::
O what the heck - bloody marys all round.
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 31, 2001
I feel somehow changed, you know... Halloweenlike 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2001
*peers over the top of her glasses at the costumes* Very interesting team...pardon me for a while, I have a man in an alley to see...I've always favored herbal remedies.
I'm sure you'll miss me whilst I'm gone.
(Yo' S.Dude!!! I knew you'd show!!!! Wheeeee HAAAA!~)
*kicks the jukebox on her way out to the alley...*
Smoke on the water...there's fire in the sky
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 31, 2001
If anyone would like toffee apples, you can go to this thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F47999?thread=126995
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Oct 31, 2001
::fooooffff.....BAM!:: 
!!!
::choke...cough...gag::
Hello, everyone! ::choking horribly as the cloud of smoke from which I just appeared dissipates::
Ahem! Did someone say something about toffee apples? Hmmm, yes, good. I'll be right there.
::look down and notice that I'm entirely nude::
Oh, !!! I'll never get this ing spell right ::hack::Well, see everyone a little later...
::fooofffff....WHAM!::
::Disappears mysteriously into the cloud of smoke from whence I came::
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Has a 
before leaving to work...*
See you later... keep some pumpkinpie for me, please...
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 31, 2001
*pops up, dressed in...
...black and hairy material, plump body, and extra legs wiggling around her own two usual ones*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2001
*peeks in and sees T's costume* You might be interested in the extra ladies shavers I've left in the loo. *starts to giggle...
musn't let THAT happen...slams the door from the alley after tossing in a huge FOG BOMB*
KA-BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fog rolls thigh high & the party gets going into full swing*
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Oct 31, 2001
*foooffff*BLAM!!!!
::cough...wheeze::
::Thog wanders in, still naked, and looks around::
Great Scott! I must be worse at this than I thought *hack*. Well, nuts and .
::Wanders back into a corner and...::
*foooffff*WHAM!!!
::...disappears::
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Kes Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Starts coughing because of all the smoke. Starts drinking because of the coughing ... seems to work ...
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Researcher 168814 Posted Nov 1, 2001
*Coughs along, so long , that he decides to make himself a in hope it will help...*
I feel like I need another 
and ...
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Kes Posted Nov 1, 2001
Good idea. Here's a for you ...and a for me! *Cough* *Glug*
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Researcher 168814 Posted Nov 1, 2001
Funny... I thought this place would be chocblock by now... Hey, it´s nearly as impossible to see anything as in the darkest corner....
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 1, 2001
*the door to the alley opens...her glasses have been changed to dark ones...smelling of an odd smoke & staggering just a wee*
What's the matter gentalmen? Who's thrown a party that nobody's come to? Who coughs in fog? I have a 
here. One of you will win it at mid-night EST...the rest will leave with nothing!
*sits next to Kes, speaks out of the corner of her mouth* I don't think I can keep up this nasty persona much longer. Not to meantion this stupid wig is killing me. Just a brew or two more and I'll be letting my hair down. Literally. Shhh...don't let the others know...I thought I was doing a good job, but I fear I've chased them all away! Actually, it's only 8:15 here...people are probably still putting together costumes. *sigh*
*opens the curtain so the full harvest moon shines through the Pub...goes to the jukebox & plays: Witchy Woman*
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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
- 441: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 442: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 31, 2001)
- 443: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2001)
- 444: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Oct 31, 2001)
- 445: Researcher 168814 (Oct 31, 2001)
- 446: Researcher 168814 (Oct 31, 2001)
- 447: Seth of Rabi (Oct 31, 2001)
- 448: Researcher 168814 (Oct 31, 2001)
- 449: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2001)
- 450: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 31, 2001)
- 451: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 452: Researcher 168814 (Oct 31, 2001)
- 453: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 454: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2001)
- 455: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 456: Kes (Oct 31, 2001)
- 457: Researcher 168814 (Nov 1, 2001)
- 458: Kes (Nov 1, 2001)
- 459: Researcher 168814 (Nov 1, 2001)
- 460: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 1, 2001)
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