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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2001
*hears Paul H's voice in the Pub* Oh Paul??? Could you work a spell to get all my hair up and into this short red wig? I'm having a 
of a time! 
ing long main O' mine! 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2001
I mean mane!!!!! 
I need a drink...or ten!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 30, 2001
Spell? Will 
do?
*drifts off to help Pandora, grabs a bottle of 
as she leaves the bar*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Red wig, Pandora?
I never could resist red hair. (I am a Taurus, after all 
).
So, are you here as Little Orphan Annie?
Lucille Ball?
Brenda Starr?
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 30, 2001
*E thinks about what he should say to THIS backlog...*
I think is just...
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Oct 30, 2001
BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
... what was I saying? Oh yes! BWA HA HA... No, wait, I already did that bit. Damn. Well, anyway, you get the idea.
How's everything going here?
I see my fellow Taurians are already feebly attempting to get jiggy with all the local femmes...
!!!
Nuts. Well, maybe there's still hope for a poor attractive young vampire like me... sniff, sniff
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Researcher 168814 Posted Oct 30, 2001
What will I wear for Halloween, What will I wear for Halloween...
Hey! Are you all coming? I´ll be having to go and do some work, but i might be online in the small hours (MEZ)..See you tomorrow...
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Kes Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Struggles into a Victorian Gent's costume ... frock coat, top hat, etc*
Hope this will do! Looks a bit ghostly ... in a dim light ....
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Tries working her bee wings by shrugging her shoulders a lot. On her head, the styrofoam balls on springs that project from a headband are bobbing. *
Pandora! I am waiting to see what you are wearing. Oh Kes! You look nice! 
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Kes Posted Oct 31, 2001
Thank you, mari-rae ... not as adventurous as your cossie though .... love the bobbly antennae!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 31, 2001
Did you see my stinger?
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Kes Posted Oct 31, 2001
...wasn't going to mention that! Be careful when you sit down! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 31, 2001
It's almost HALLOWEEN HERE!!! YAY!!!
Guess what!?? Tomorrow I'm going to get academic advising... and... I am going to ask to be on the staff for my school newspaper... YAY!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2001
*from the ladies enters a woman wearing tight black leather pants, tight black leather top, square-cut with a calf length leather coat that buttons at the waist...on her face, framed by short red hair, sits small wire glasses* 
Hello team!
So, Dragonfly, think you're smart enough to be on the school newspaper do you? *stern look over the top of her glasses* Is this an elementary school then?
Mari-rae? Craving a bit of honey are you?
I'll deal with the REST of you as the party goes along.
Now, I'd like a drink of something strong and nasty!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
*cackles and offers Pandora some 
brew*
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Kes Posted Oct 31, 2001
There's a dusty bottle at the back of the bar labelled "Essence of wrestler's j***-strap". That sounds as if it would meet your specification. Alternatively ...strong but not at all nasty ... a PGGB ? *Offers 
*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2001
brew will do nicely, thank you.
*looks over the top of her glasses at Kes...says nothing and turns her back to the bar* Indeed!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
*passes Pandora thebrew*
*cackles*
*grabs bottle of essence of wrestler's jock-strap*
Thanks Kes. 
*drinks*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 31, 2001
Galaxy Babe? Do you usually drink jock -strap juice???
Even when you haven't met the Jock? Well...whatever blows your hair back. Have you been practicing that laugh? I'll just keep quiet for a bit and allow you MORE time for practice.
good-bye.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
I was just getting into the spirit of Hallowe'en...I don't think it suits me, being disguized as a 
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Crossed Purposes: October 2001
- 421: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2001)
- 422: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2001)
- 423: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 30, 2001)
- 424: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 425: Researcher 168814 (Oct 30, 2001)
- 426: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Oct 30, 2001)
- 427: Researcher 168814 (Oct 30, 2001)
- 428: Kes (Oct 31, 2001)
- 429: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 430: Kes (Oct 31, 2001)
- 431: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 432: Kes (Oct 31, 2001)
- 433: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 31, 2001)
- 434: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2001)
- 435: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 436: Kes (Oct 31, 2001)
- 437: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2001)
- 438: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 439: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 31, 2001)
- 440: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
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