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Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 5, 2001
::goat is oblivious::
::Plato is oblivious, and deliriously happy with Seth::
::Sophie follows Dragonfly with curiousity::
::Dragonfly whispers in her poor Aussie Accent::
Now, 'e doesn't know that OI just want to help him... If only 'e knew OI'm heah[here] to help him...
::Goat bleats and seems to be looking for a place where he might be able to answer the call of nature::
'E's searching around... hopefullay for a watering hole to bathe his terrible lit'le spaice goat body in. Wot a stench!!!! If oinly you had smellovision, mate!!! ... But OI love my spaice goats...
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Apr 6, 2001
Confused...
Well, hi to Jeremy, Evil One and Seth - nice to see new faces at CP
Need some 
*Kasia goes to the kitchen, returns with and sits down on Pandora's couch, near by the fireplace...*
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 6, 2001
(I was having fun with that whole Croc Hunter guy thing and this weird creature in your Pub.... You might want to call pest control, Kas!!! 
)
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Apr 6, 2001
*Sultandude sips 
and quietly wonders when he will get laid next*
Testing 1,2,3. 
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 6, 2001
No cause for concern is there, Sultandude ?
Slow boat to China
Fast boat to Gamba
Or chill out with the CP(?!!)
:: v quietly to Plato ::
You never know what's around the corner do you? goo goo ga joob
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 6, 2001
~hallucinates thanks to space goat venom~
lookout everybody- here comes Mr Spoon come to take all of the whertbungers away!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 6, 2001
*puts peck on his nose*
It's an ill wind...
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 6, 2001
ops. now you've done it!
It was sat on!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 6, 2001
*E pulls out his clean-goat-omatic-legodevice (suitable for spacegoats from the outer left wing of the galaxy, and all major species in spacetravel), aims and hits the trigger. Sees goat charging, and just hopes it will find the way to the shed out back...*
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 6, 2001
*Hooks the space goat with the crook of her cane and drags it out to the shed. Gives it hay and water.*
Ok, Cappy, you've caused enough trouble. Now stay put!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 6, 2001
Wonderful, Marirae! That is a meeeeaaan crook you´ve got there.
Couldn´t you try it on the sheep I let into the darkest corner...?
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Ottox Posted Apr 6, 2001
Yes, please do that! It's so hard to find room for the wrestling match... 
Oh... and could I have an !?
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 6, 2001
No you can´t could have anything...
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 6, 2001
Yes he can could have something!!!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Ottox Posted Apr 6, 2001
I could if I just can have had it! 
* dances the cancan *
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 6, 2001
OOOO!!!!
::thinks Ottox's toga is a little on the short side...::
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Apr 7, 2001
Hey! Nice legs, Ottox..
*Kasia watches Ottox' cancan dance*
BTW: here is your , Ottox.
Jesus! It's 6am, Saturday, here, at my place and I can't sleep
This is awful.. hmm, maybe I should have an early breakfasat..?
*Kasia heads for to the kitchen*
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Apr 7, 2001
*Sultandude having finished a hearty breakfast decides to call in to Crossed Purposes for a hearty drink*
"I'll have a Sparkling Pussy please barperson." 
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 7, 2001
Left a pork pie back in my cabin, Sultandude , and with all this talk of 
I'm famished!
:: Actually a strange smell reminds Seth a) Archy needs new compost with extra truth-grit added, and b) Seth ain't had a shower for some little time. Pats a nose-wrinkling Plato who hops off and trots towards a dark corner ::
Nice meeting you folks. A bientot as they say in our neck of the woods 
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Crossed Purposes:April 2001
- 101: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 5, 2001)
- 102: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Apr 6, 2001)
- 103: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 6, 2001)
- 104: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Apr 6, 2001)
- 105: Seth of Rabi (Apr 6, 2001)
- 106: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 6, 2001)
- 107: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 6, 2001)
- 108: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 6, 2001)
- 109: Researcher 168814 (Apr 6, 2001)
- 110: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 6, 2001)
- 111: Researcher 168814 (Apr 6, 2001)
- 112: Ottox (Apr 6, 2001)
- 113: Researcher 168814 (Apr 6, 2001)
- 114: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 6, 2001)
- 115: Ottox (Apr 6, 2001)
- 116: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 6, 2001)
- 117: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Apr 7, 2001)
- 118: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Apr 7, 2001)
- 119: Seth of Rabi (Apr 7, 2001)
- 120: Researcher 168814 (Apr 7, 2001)
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