A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 2, 2001
~Wrestles with hoofed-rat thing while trying to get to the keg of old peculiar~
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
Heinimikes stacked ready Sultandude 
No Regabs but the Weissbier's on 
Erdinger's the best unless you can get the one they put the
smoky stones in
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 2, 2001
::Plato runs off to play with Mari-rae's cane::
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Tschörmen starts cleaning out crumbs from the crevices of his armchair. E is waiting to sit down and have a read. E´s alter ego is off to the bar to get drinks.*
Three 
please!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 2, 2001
*finally dares to come out from behind the bar as noone seems to be throwing food or lego bricks around any more*
I would NEVER say anything bad about The Beatles, Sultandude, Ringo and Dragonfly - though I must admit I was a Stones fan some time in my younger days, when you simply couldn't be fan of both groups. Stupid thing, really, now that I think of it. Much like booh'ing at Beckenham during a national match just because he is not playing for you own club.
*Goes to the jukebox and makes it play Led Zeppelin's "Ramble on" 
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
ringo (it's not all right) Posted Apr 2, 2001
thanks for the great tune, Pierce 
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Apr 2, 2001
*E tries to nick Dragonfly´s copy of the Beetles Anthology...*
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 2, 2001
Oh... you can have all my beetles stuff. But all my sacred BEATLES items are under lock and key!!! 
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kes Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Kneels on the floor, waving a catnip mouse, making a noise like a tin-opener ... trying to entice Plato to bring the cane back ....*
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Ottox Posted Apr 2, 2001
* wonders what it will take to get Kes back on his feet again, he has been laying and kneeling on that floor for a long time now... *
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kes Posted Apr 3, 2001
Iddums diddums Plato puss ... Issum good, good, puss ... Plato bring back cane? ...get nice mousey-wousey ... wheeedle wheedle ....good puss!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Apr 3, 2001
*Sultandude reaches behind the bar grabs the cloven rat by the scruff off the neck and hurls it at Plato*
"Yo bitch! Time to earn your keep!"
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 3, 2001
Sultandude
are you sure it really is a rat?
I distinctly heard a bleat when you grabbed it
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 3, 2001
It's a tiny goat!!!!!!!!!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Apr 3, 2001
Ahem, I'm somehow ... new here in the Crossed Purposes Pub.
Did I read Weissbier?
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Apr 3, 2001
And is it allowed to drink to the health of some people whose birthday is today?
Just like:
Jenny Garth (1972)
Eddy Murphy (1961)
Alec Baldwin (1953)
Marlon Brando and Doris Day (both (!) 1924)
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 3, 2001
God, that makes me feel old - er, I mean ripe
So the rat has turned into a tiny scape goat has it?
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Bluebottle Posted Apr 3, 2001
Goat, goat, goat....
I go away, and you're still talking about that goat!
If we're forced to grow goatees in it's honour, count me out!
<BB<
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 3, 2001
*** crosses to jukebox ***
Strange, I thought this was after Hamburg
*** Ich bin du etc sung to tune of I am the Walrus ***
Well, it ain't strange for this bar!!
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 3, 2001
SULTANDUDE!!! Was that YOU who called my little Plato such a nasty name!!!??
His Symposium should prove he is no such thing!!!
::Sophie jumps out of Dragonfly's lap to investigate the small space goat with Plato, who is sniffing it::
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Crossed Purposes:April 2001
- 41: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 2, 2001)
- 42: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 43: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 2, 2001)
- 44: Researcher 168814 (Apr 2, 2001)
- 45: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 2, 2001)
- 46: ringo (it's not all right) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 47: Researcher 168814 (Apr 2, 2001)
- 48: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 2, 2001)
- 49: Kes (Apr 2, 2001)
- 50: Ottox (Apr 2, 2001)
- 51: Kes (Apr 3, 2001)
- 52: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Apr 3, 2001)
- 53: Seth of Rabi (Apr 3, 2001)
- 54: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 3, 2001)
- 55: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Apr 3, 2001)
- 56: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Apr 3, 2001)
- 57: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 3, 2001)
- 58: Bluebottle (Apr 3, 2001)
- 59: Seth of Rabi (Apr 3, 2001)
- 60: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 3, 2001)
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