A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kes Posted Apr 1, 2001
I'm just grateful that mari is no longer on my stomach! Now I'll be able to fill it with some refreshing 
Did her cane ever turn up, by the way?
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Ottox Posted Apr 1, 2001
I could need a too, since Engländer drank mine earlier today. 
(Don't think I'll continue to find excuses for having more beer )
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Buys Kes and Ottox an .*
Has anyone seen my cane?
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kes Posted Apr 2, 2001
Thank you mari. Good health to you! I haven't seen your cane ... I'll look around the pub for it.
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
Hefe bitte 
And you best put a Heinemike by for Sultandude 
Is there a 
in the house? This stiffs hanging 
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Apr 2, 2001
Goodmorning everyone, just dropping by for a quick peek to see if the place still standing.And to serve drinks ofcourse. Oh my, whats this furry thing doing behind the bar???
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Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
I can't see from this side Arutha
If it's a very old pork pie, I'd be interested in its younger relations 
And a of course!
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Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Apr 2, 2001
Well the beer I can manage but as for the old porc ie, I'm not sure. It sort of looks like a toupet left by someone to drown in my sink. But it could also be someone's long lost rat thats been eating so much that it now looks like a porc pie
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Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
Bottle of Erdinger and 2 seiderwurst then
Do we have any music in here
I love the sound of Copland in the morning
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Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) Posted Apr 2, 2001
Well ofcourse we have music in here, all I have to dois plug the jukebox in and it magically plays the songs you want.
And ofcourse a Bottle of erdinger and two Seiderwurts coming right up.
I'll be off astore right now caus withthis fuury thing eating al our suplies we ain't got much left.
Arutha, taking shopping bags and signing off.
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 2, 2001
~plugs in jukebox~
~plays Karma police by radiohead~
~Goes to the bar for a drink~
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Shuffles to the beat and snaps her fingers in time to the music while she searches for her cane.*
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Kes Posted Apr 2, 2001
*Finds walking stick behind couch*
Is this your cane, mari?
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 2, 2001
Ah, no. Mine has a crook.
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Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
Mari-rae
Sultandude said he might drop in later
Said I'd call in now an then
Is it normal to hide animals behind a bar?
A said it was just a rat but I never saw a
rat with hooves before
It ain't quite dead either, just smells that way
Crossed Purposes:April 2001
Kes Posted Apr 2, 2001
Ah! Sorry. I'll keep looking. I don't think anyone will mind if you borrow this one for now ....
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Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
Oh hi Kes
Long time no see!!
all round I think!!
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Kes Posted Apr 2, 2001
Excellent idea Seth! An ! Cheers! Good to see you!
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Apr 2, 2001
"Yo most excellent dudes! Any chance of a Heinemike or 6 for one who's just spent 3 hours sweating out in the African heat?"
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Seth of Rabi Posted Apr 2, 2001
Kes,
This hangs worse than Doris' on Lagos Bar Beach
Why no light? Exhausted livestock..awful music..?
What's the crac? 
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Crossed Purposes:April 2001
- 21: Kes (Apr 1, 2001)
- 22: Ottox (Apr 1, 2001)
- 23: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 24: Kes (Apr 2, 2001)
- 25: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 26: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 27: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 28: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 29: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 30: Arutha( patron saint of personal magnetism ) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 31: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 2, 2001)
- 32: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 33: Kes (Apr 2, 2001)
- 34: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 35: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 36: Kes (Apr 2, 2001)
- 37: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
- 38: Kes (Apr 2, 2001)
- 39: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Apr 2, 2001)
- 40: Seth of Rabi (Apr 2, 2001)
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