h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::Plato starts to trot on his still big white kitten feet towards Kes, until the limbo stick gets stuck on the threshhold::

::Plato tries to run towards Kes again with the stick in his mouth, but his feet just scramble and he trips over himself, falling down just before his toy drops and makes a friendly clank::

*Kes picks up Plato and makes a big fuss*
Good Plato! Clever Puss!
*Stroke, tickle, etc*
Excellent cat!
*Hands a purring Plato to Dragonfly, retrieves cane, and puts it on the sofa where mari-rae usuallt sits*
There! Returned to owner!

:: Watches Plato moist-eyed in memory of beloved treacle ::

~savagly mauled by tiny goat~


Ahhhhhhh HELP ME

"Sorry Mari Rae! I was sure I said hello to you and dragonfly in an earlier posting. Anyway, Hi Mari Rae! Just got an e-mail from Pan and had a giggle with that. Brightened up my morning. Is Seth of Rabi the friend you meant?"

Yes! Sorry, missed your posting, I guess. Have an ?

You too, Kes. Thank you for my cane! Here, Plato, you can play with this walking stick.

*buys for Sultandude, Seth, and Kes. Gives the cats treats out of the kitty treats jar. Hands Dragonfly a napkin. *

~knocks into spirits (not the kind while clutching at a goat at his throat~

Thanks, Mari!!!



::hands a still-purring Plato to Seth while she approaches the attacking space goat and Evil One with the walking stick::

Don't worry... I watch that Croc Hunter show all the time... I think I know what I am doing... I think...

~Picks up whiskey bottle~

~Smashes whickey bottle~

~Tries to fend off goat whith brocken bottle~

~Goats just too fast~

~Lots of nasty, accedental, self inflicted wounds~

Any help would be of use at this point

:: Gratefully accepts firstly Plato, whom he balances on his lap
and begins to stroke, secondly the beer placed conveniently within reach of his non-pet stroking hand ::

Thanks for the intro Sultandude . Did you get stuck in the servery again?

:: Thanks with Mari and Dragonfly while casting cautious glance around for signs of jealousy or ridicule ::

I heard those spacegoats fight like a cornered leopard if you're rough with them. Are you sure your okay Dragonfly?

"Cheers Seth! Nah, got stuck in SAP, life's a bitch and then they give you a SAP account. Still haven't a clue how to find anything it. Have given up for today. Sounds like good excuse to go to Gamba for some training etc. etc. I'm a big fan of etc.'s as you know."

Could my posting 59 be in the SAP account?
I think I accidentally knocked a limbo stick against the jukebox and got it stuck in limbo?
What the hell. I am the Walrus in German sucks anyway

:: Whispers 'goo goo ga joob' to Plato ::

There is some goo in new orleans
The call the rising goat
And it´s been the ruin
for some poor boy,
And God, it´s evil one...

*hands Evil One some band aid and joins the others for an *

Is there any George Harrison on that juke box? "Here comes the Sun King* would be apropriate, I think

*E tries to figure the juke box. sees it is voice opperated.*

Here comes the sun...

You are the sunshine of...

Father and sun...

Sunday bloody Sunday...

Don´t let the sun go down on me...

Enough, sunny boy! You'll confuse the machine - I think it's related to Marvin

You mean, it will just return to singing it´s old hit

*there´s a pain in the diodes down my left side...shubiduu...*

::bad Aussie Accent as she follows the space goat with the walking stick::

Just 'ave a look at this fella... Wot a beaut!!! ... One false move, and that venomous bite will be a dooizy, but OI love my space goats...

::bad Aussie Accent as she follows the space goat with the walking stick::

Just 'ave a look at this fella... Wot a beaut!!! ... One false move, and that venomous bite will be a dooizy, but OI love my space goats...

*Sips beer; wonders whether the pub carries any anti-venene for space goat bites ...*