h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A suspiciously metallic-looking olive rolls out of the dish, and begins recording the conversation ....*

{picks up the suspicious-looking olive and feeds it to Joe,thinking a lifetime of listening to bellyrumbles will serve somebody right, then graciously extends her hand to Bond} No, darlin', I don't believe we have met. My pleasure

*In a dimly-lit Whitehall basement, Q listens in disbelief to assorted hydraulic noises coming through his headphones.*

*waking up from a long and unpleasant sleep again*

Thanks for the Y, MTP, that made my day!

*pours the Y, shudders, fills up with 3 .*

Hi Jeremy, I could do with a stiff drink myself .... PGGB, I think. How's things?

Hi Kes,

some drinks would be fine with me, but what I'd really like more is some espresso, capucchino or the like (to get the engine running ). Do you know a decent place for these kind of things?

Yes - no contest! The Aroma Cafe. Current conversation is:

http://www.h2g2.com/F26140&thread=82393&skip=700&show=20

it's quiet at the moment, becasue the owner is out the back (up to no good) digging around in the swamp, but the IIEM will serve you a coffee.

Thanks Kes, I'l jump over there! Bye

*Sultandude walks in dressed in his Sultandude attire, towel and Kes's necktie*
"Yo dudes! Just takin' a break from that fantastic bash, a little Champer's would be nice. Jeremy, try the Aroma Cafe. Ah, Magnolia Babe, so good to see you again,.......THINKS-I wonder what was under that burning bush-.........Hey dudes I've just been tangoed by the GREAT PUMPKIN BABE, a truly awesome experience and mostly confusing, I still don't know if my wish will be granted."

*Blows Thunderpussy a kiss down the bar and sips his Y of Moet mentally undressing Seven and Crystal Butterfly*

It's getting very quiet in here with the halloween party going on at the Crossed Purposes, but I like that. Seeing as noone is around I can just sneak behind the bar and see what I can find there

{omnipresent mode}

I SEE YOU

Wo-o-o-o-llllfff!!!

curse yoooouuuuu!!!

*takes meowht out of the trash can. he is covered in coffe grounds et bananna peels. this is bad. jade is angry. she hops behind the bar and mixes herself a pan galactic garagle blaster (shaken, not stirred) a'lamode*

*looks over at him, kisses him square on the lips*

happy...?

*sips her drink*

Course, it's normal policy to hop over the bar and help yourself...

What the...?! I seem to have eaten a suspicious looking olive.... ::grabs a PGGB and downs it:: Ahhhhh...... ::the "olive" dissolves::

*Back in the Whitehall basement, the noise in Q's headphones rises to a bubbling, percussive climax ... then fades into silence. Q reaches for his microphone*

Q:: Bond? Bond? I warned you not to lose another olive transmitter ...

*Mmm, Q's not going to like that...*

Well, Miss Thunderpussy, you're quite a lovely woman.

*Kisses her hand gently*

What are you doing in a place like this?

Inbetween drinks you might want to go here? http://www.h2g2.com/F54793?thread=85571&post=690207

Will do, Pierce darlin'. Just want to put my clothes on for that visit

{looks dreamily at Bond and smiles} Oooooh that tickes! Do it again! I'm just here to set loose some sensual stimulus in the cyberworld, darlin'. Working on an experiment. And having a cocktail.