h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::wanders in from more-or-less neglecting his lab tech-ing duties::
Hello all! ::Dragging behind himself a cart (trolley)loaded with a couple of crates of 98% ethanol:: Forget the hair of the dog! How about the whole dog itself?

Why not? It is a dog gone afternoon anyway. Best declare this a non smokers bar for the time being though

hi, anyone got some VERY storng alcohol???

:pours a LARGE flask of 98% ethanol for Hezher:: Here ya go! There is none stronger than this!

*grins*
*puts a large PGGB in front of Hezher instead*
Here- this one might not kill you

{the Devil}
right well if no one is willing to give me there sole I will go away come on I mean you will not get a better offer than £200000000000000 and a box of donuts any takers??

Are you Ned Flanders?

Or has anyone seem Moll Flanders ?

*Tries to look sneaky as he follows Jade down the bar, stuffing Meowth in a nearby trash can on the way*

Booo!

*Pokes her*

{The devil}
no....although I do have a cusen called Ned...but that is besids the point can I have your sole or not....I will even throw in a pekan danish because I am in a good mood

Do you mean the sole of my shoe? You can have that.

But if you really want my SOUL, throw in a few beautiful women and it might be a deal.

Hello! Thought you'd previously shot yourself. If you're back ... perhaps you've already sold your soul for the return ticket?

"Friday morning, breakfast was excellent, bacon, two fried eggs on toast, with a generous serving of plum tomatoes and a nice cup of tea."

"I feel ready for anything right now, except of course the dreaded work thing which starts in 10 minutes."

"In the meantime let's get stuck into the bubbly."

*Sultandude dressed in his trusty towel, and the necktie Kes lent him, pours out a few glasses of Champers and starts mentally copulating with Seven*

YYYYYYY

*Sultandude now mentally copulating with Seven, Princess Toy and Hermelia grinning like a Chesire cat*8-) "Yo dudes! The Halloween Party is just starting, anyone interested get on over to http://www.h2g2.com/F52920?thread=84645&post=677678 ><>><>><>

Hi sultandude. Nice tie!
May it bring you all you wish for.
But be careful what you wish for
In case your wish comes true.

Did you mention champagne? Great idea! Cheers!

Anybody wants to join in for a drink to the health of Monty Python's Mr. John Cleese, whose birthday is today?

I'll have a .

I'll drink to the great Otto! yes please. Cheers!
*Hits passing Barcelonian waiter on forehead with a dessert spoon*

"Me too, A pierced nipple for me Kes, then I'm off to the Halloween Party again.":-P http://www.h2g2.com/F52920?thread=84645&post=677678

*In a moment of misunderstanding, Kes gets out a staple gun ...*