h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kes, welcome aboard.

*beams \83/, \84/, \85/ to Kes, plus \39/ and \40/ for Gene*

I propose to reserve Drink No. 42 to Douglas Adams, just in case he drops in here one day (never give up hope!).

I'll have #31 and #33 for myself. Cheers, Kes!

New Weapons status:
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Cheers!
Sorry I haven't been around for a couple of days. Among other diversions I got severely "7 of 9"ed yesterday in a party somewhere. I'd show you the scratches, but a lady might walk in ...
Any interesting customers here?

quick quick give me a drink I am in dager of getting sober...I carnt to that I am to buisy to have a hang over drinks please!!!!!!!

*grabs St. Bob with a standard Single Nelson, opens St. Bob's mouth and hastily pours in drinks #35-37. As soon as St. Bob has stopped struggling around, he gives him drink #44*

I'm always glad when I can help, St. Bob.

*takes #95 for himself*

Cheers!


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OK Jeremy ... after my encounter with 7 of 9, I'll take drink number 69 ... in memoriam ...

Excellent choice, Kes
*hands #69 to Kes*

I'm afraid you are not going to tell me any , ahem, interesting details about that encounter?

*tries to bribe Kes with #22, takes #23-24 for himself*

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Ah, thank you. Well, a gentleman should never tell ... suffice it that I shall also take drink number 17 in memory of the same encounter ... thanks. *Glug*

It's a pure pleasure to have some drinks with a real gentleman. I would have been disappointed by any other response.

*pours down #70*

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*Bob now sober but atlest the hangover has gon*
right whats left.... Ille have another five

Alright, St. Bob,

what about #11, #18, #19, #20 and #71? I'll join in with #8, #16 and #64.

We're doing a great job here, don't we? (Oh my poor head )

jfsjbb


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To wishful thinking of gorgeous Asian girls!
::drinks numbers 6&9::

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*Sultandude grabs #6 and #9 and dreams about Hermelia*

I hope people dont abject but I have invited along an old Acquaintance
*a Pentogrom of fier appers on the floor and a middle aged man in a eving sute smoking a cigerett appers*

Welcome back St. Bob.

Sultandude, I'm afraid AJ beat you for the drinks #6 and #9. I'll assign #66 and #90 to you instead. And to finish another line I'll have #67 and #68.

Dig in!

jfsjbb

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Ah, yes, St. Bob, please don't get me wrong, but I'll move over to the non smoking end of the bar (can't stand that cold heat sulfur smell), sorry.

And just in case your friend thinks about moving over, tell him I have some Holy Water with me

heel be good...although if anyone is intersted the going rate for a sole is £20000000000...and a box of donuts

You mean he takes £20,000,000,000 for a soul? _AND_ a box of donuts?

I hope that's a new one. What good is a used soul ?

*swallows #88 and #89 from the stock*


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Here's to Life the Universe and Everything!
::drinks number 42:: Mmmm... doughnuts...

::drinks numbers 91-94 trying to make sense of what he's talking about::

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{winks at Joe and sits next to him at the bar} Well, it's not really my nature to participate in drinking games... but since 13 is one of my lucky numbers, I'll do my duty and support the cause. But you're gonna have to keep track of the remains, darlin', cause I'm feelin a little too frisky to maintain the list. {kisses him on the cheek} Would you do that for me, please, honey?