h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Magnolia, my dear, Do you need a guinea pig for any "cyber" expiraments? LOL I might be persuaded to assist you...

I dare not stay to see what MT can do with a guinea pig So it is probably a good thing I have to leave anyway. Have fun (as I am sure MT will)! See ya!

Hehehehehehe! Oy! Pass me a Sam Adams, please? There's a love.

*throws a sam adams in the general direction of joe's forehead and smiles nymphishly*

jade: didn't do any damage there, did i?

thras: *in the shape of a silver ermine* doesn't look like it.

jade: ah good. *sips drink*

thras: souldn't you go check?

jade: probably. *sips her drink*

Sounds exciting.

*flashes a dashing smile*

Bartender, another cocktail for this charming lady.

*Slumped over on the bar, with slightly glazed eyes*

Yesh. You could say that...

*Slides off the stool and flops on the floor without really noticing*

...Happy...

...Aaaaahhhh...

*Cocktail arrives on bar, garnished with mini-recording lemon slice and micro-microwave aerial\paper umbrella. In a van (labelled "Electricity Board") at the far end of the drive, someone prepares to don a pair of earphones ...*

Joe , don't you think you're taking your life in your hands, offering to be my guinea pig? After all, don't you know what Thunderpussies DO to rodents???
We EAT 'em. Here, let me show you... {takes the lemon slice from the cocktail which Kes has left on the bar and crushes it to a pulp, letting the juice dribble slowly down Joe's wrist and forearm} Just adding a little flavoring to the feast, darlin'. Now relax.....this won't hurt a bit....

*Enters and pours herself a pggb*

hi guys, whats going on, i cant be bothered to read all the messages since i last posted

*The men in the Electricity van are clutching their eardrums and rolling on the floor in agony*

I just saw the most amazing thing in the back alley some 50 minutes ago: An Electricity van doing break dance

Is there any staff present or is it self service again? I could do with a mug of hot chocolate with a double shot of brandy and topped off with whipped cream.

*Gets Pierce his special hot chocolate, and pours herself one with extra chocolate*

whats all this about electricity men?

::catches the Sam Adams before it hits his head and messes up his Kangol:: Thanks, love. No problem. ::raises his eye brow to Magnolia:: I hope you'll let me return the favor

{winks mischievously at Joe} Of course, darlin'. You know where I live. Drop in any time. I'd love to see more of you

Mystery! How come this bar's working, but I can't post in a lot of other threads today? Need drink! Hi MT!

Hi Kes! Let me get a drink for you darlin'. {goes behind the bar and mixes him a cocktail, liberally dosing all the beverages with salt peter while she's back there} Here you go--now drink up while I go and push all of these horny fellas over. Can't have any erect members in my vicinity--oh NO!

LOL!!!! Just found out that THAT was what offended people who came to my place. hehehe....maybe we should all just stay horizontal and keep everybody happy

Look at this! LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME!!! They're trying to take the starch out of my throckmorton and he's gone limp on me.

I need a drink, but hold the saltpeter.

*Kes delicately averts his gaze and closes his ears, while sniffing suspiciously at the drink*
Hmm ... and I thought potassium nitrate what what you had to pay plant growers in the evening ....

{thinks about sitting on Yanka Wanka's lap, then remembering his "condition" kisses him on the cheek instead} Poor baby...let me get you some milk. Left that alone, for the kiddies who come here. You hungry after your ordeal, darlin'? I think I can find you some limp noodles in the kitchen...I'll go take a look...

"WOW! I'ts me again! Got upgraded on Paris > Bankok, Champers and Strawberries all the way MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! And then MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... just going to suck back my Heineken here and reload...........we're talking cash machines here............and then rape and pillage here we come, eat your hearts out dudes, the Sultan's on a roll. LOL to eveyone, one word ENJOY!!!!!!