h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~The sound of jackboots are heard around the Musehome as the Forces of the Ant-Cat Federation occupy various rooms~

~A flight of Sopwith Pups cruises overhead and parachutes are seen to blossom in the sky~

~the menacing and ominous shape of the ACF Naval Vessel `Crimson Shark` is seen cruising around being menacing and ominous ~

~various h2g2 species including Fish, Dogs, Wolves, Birds and Squirrels armed to the teeth walk the hallways~

~A series of pre-emptory commands ring out and various Muses are taken as hostages. A large shaggy Red Dog is seen with a megaphone~

Attention all muses, attention all muses, you have become embroiled in the h2g2 Cat War, stay in your rooms and no harm will come to you. You are required to surrender all Cats that you might be harbouring including strays that might just pop by for a feed from time to time.

The occupying forces are under instructions to take harsh measures against any signs of resistance. You have been warned - we will tolerate no mention of felines and all Cat related literature, music, film and art will be confiscated - we are particularly interested in disposing of all calendars or chocolate boxes with pictures of cute kittens on them. Possession of these will not be tolerated.

Dragonfly has been declared No 2 most wanted on the ACF most wanted list and a reward is available for her capture [no questions asked].

Martial law has been declared for the duration.

Thankyou for your co-operation.

HEY!!! Don't involve the Muses in all this chaos!!! That's not fair!!!

You withdraw your troops and I will stop supplying the Cathouse with products that will kick your poor puppy dog loving butts!!! How's that for a bargain!??

::blinks:: HEY!!! And you are a Muse yourself, under all that combat wear...!!! How can you hold your own siblings hostage!!!!???

::hides her tears!!!::

I'll stop helping the cat lovers if you leave my Muses and the Musehome alone... you shouldn't have involved them!!!! ::waggles her butt at Red Dog::





It's also not very smart to come here... it's not like we don't have our own defense mechanisms...

*a squadron of pups roars over head*

Now... I haven't made a big-to-do about your INVASION yet... I'm being patient... I am trying to negotiate...

But you're getting me angry...

~consults clipboard with long list of Cat sympathisers. Sees note regarding the list of `most wanted` and the names of sea, Dragonfly and Clelba at 1, 2 and 3 respectively~

~puts away clipboard, places whistle to lips and blows 3 sharp blasts~

After her chaps - Tally-ho.

~starts to chase Dragonfly~

~watches Pup begin its strafing run~

::hundreds of cheesecakes are CATapulted at the oncoming "chaps", who are then squoooooosshhhed to the ground, amazed and beMUSEd::

they were my best combats Musemother.

~dips finger into cheesecake goo~

Mmmmmmm, caramel and banana - my favourite.

better play for time until the aircover gets here

HEH!!!



::Greek Soldiers start to surround the Musehome, strategising how to enter and destroy the offending invaders while preserving the Musehome::

It's ONLY CHEESECAKE!!!!

::D can't believe she just said that::

::The Musehome seals itself up so that only current researchers and other h2g2 beings can be inside it, except there are special escape routes for Muses who want to leave, as there are secret tunnels for the Greek Soldiers inside::

::A rainbow covers the top of the Musehome, fending off and confusing any possible air attacks::

"~The sound of jackboots are heard around the Musehome as the Forces of the Ant-Cat Federation occupy various rooms~"
Ant-Cat? what's an Ant-Cat?

and how come i'm only number three most wanted?
^. .^
= ' =

The Forces of the Ant-Cat Federation don't sound scary at all...

::waves at Clelba and gives her a hug::

*sea sneaks in*

[sea] red dog, i'm disappointed in you... tisk tisk. the first rule of roleplay war is that you don't involve innocent parties unless absolutely necessary. all she did was give us a few cheesecakes to keep our morale up.

*sea slips clelba and dragonfly some earplugs and pulls out an air horn*

[sea] now vacate the premises, before i blow your eardrums out.

*also sneaks in with Cleo*

Shame on you! Harrassing your own mother!

*hands D a milk*



They won't get far, D

*hands mushroom and cleo earplugs*

don't worry, D, we're here for you!

*one of the Greek soldiers takes off his helmet--and reveals himself as Apollo! All the soldiers on the premises recognize the Sun God and fall to their knees in worship*

I love being a god

Now's your chance, Cap!!

*refuses to kneel*

*puts in ear plugs*

*hisses at Apollo*

*puts in ear plugs*

Sorry, Apollo, but when you were at that Sainting Ceremony earlier today, I used a special sword that makes you realise how cute and precious cats are...

Pretty sneaky, I know it...

There is nothing you can do now but find yourself weak at the sight of a kitten...

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!

How did you THINK you could trust ME at the ceremony!??

*takes out ear plug*

What?

I said that your BROTHER, Apollo here, can't help but be weak at the sight of a kitten!!!

phases through defenses, pops up behind Apollo and innoculates him with anti-cute, antiprecious vaccine, bolstering his god-like defenses. phases back into the building structure to slime the defenses, shortcircuiting them.
Trooping Parrots begin bombing musehome with stale , will take commands from red dog.

*Freya falls rather gracefully from a link in the sky and looks around at the roman soldiers around him. He grins at them and flicks his tail as he bounds over their ranks and puts a small device on one of the main doors. The door grows rather ethereal and Freya steps through. Moments later the device simply ceases to be. Freya trots through the halls and stops before Dragonfly.*

[Freya] *nods his head in respect* did you think we would leave a supporter high and dry when the spoony canines pulled this trick?